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quoting this so i can pin it

@KlutzGPT good god

I’m mad this took me an hour lmaooo gotta get back in mode. I’ll do the next one tomorrow

JD Vance compared Trump to Hitler.

the CATO Institute.. a libertarian think tank funded by the Koch brothers.. just published a study showing immigrants paid more in taxes than they received in benefits every single year from 1994 to 2023.. not a left-wing university.. not a Democratic PAC.. the Koch brothers' own research institute.. they reduced the deficit by $14.5 trillion over 30 years.. they earn less per hour but work at higher rates.. which means higher per capita income.. which means higher taxes paid.. the country spent 30 years being told immigrants were draining the system.. turns out they were funding it.. and the people who told you that knew the numbers the whole time

@sfchronicle this is the most pathetic “journalism” I’ve ever seen

A resurfaced 1991 photo shows a young Julian Casablancas at a Trump-linked event, drawing attention as the Strokes frontman faces backlash over recent political remarks. sfchronicle.com/entertainment/…

Ppl r ‘apologizing for supporting Trump’ like: “damn, my bad! I thought this shit was only gon affect you n*ggers & f*ggots!” loooool

@turboghosto always said first village always feel like a place where you could unlock a cool secret in the town square after it gets destroyed by the prophecy but the prophecy never happens so we’ll never know

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it

يُعتبر هذا المشهد واحد من أكثر الجرائم رُعباً في كل تاريخ الحروب لحظة قيام جندي إسرائيلي بقنص سيدة مُسنة في غزة وهي تُمسك بيد حفيدها رافعين الراية البيضاء وبعد أن قام جيش الاحتلال بإعطائهم الأمان للمرور النسيان جريمة.

@MeltyLoo you don’t even know if it is cake

People who waste food for content are so obnoxious. This cake is just plain ruined.

@braxton_mccoy this is asymmetrical warfare

You, in a panic, buying black tip rounds. Me, a sophisticate, have surrounded my perimeter with 2 inch tall speed bumps and masking tape.

@TBYTNew @elaifresh right duh lol

@theanwarnewton @elaifresh it's sped up

“Can you name these flags?” “I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that”

@elaifresh you never heard that weird wavy tell that AI gives generated voices? it’s very clearly not AI so that’s why I asked

@theanwarnewton what on earth are you talking about

🥴 Eric Swalwell wears a bathrobe, looking bleary in a wild yacht party video. Watch: tmz.me/QiuQGES

@DoorDashImpact @WhiteHouse @POTUS yall hired a crisis actor

Most deliveries don’t end at the @WhiteHouse. This one did! Sharon, a Dasher and grandma from Arkansas, made the delivery to @POTUS and shared her thanks for No Tax on Tips — helping millions keep more of what they earn. When Dashers make their voices heard, real change happens. Join DashRoots and be part of what’s next: DashRoots.com

@DaVido1008 @Christo12919382 man nothing gets past you

I’m a DoorDash driver, and I immediately knew this was staged. First, no one drives an SUV plastered with DoorDash stickers. Second, actual Dashers don’t wear official DoorDash shirts. Third, you have to go through vetting and multiple security checkpoints just to get anywhere near Trump let alone shake his hand. This is 100% staged.

It's all a grift folks!!! It always has been!!!

@talleyberrybaby might be the first time AI told the truth

I am trying to mathematically/geometrically/trigonometrically understand why he looks so short in a situation where he is supposed to be a giant. Like what is off about the proportions?

@MurrayHillGuy1 what a travesty for them to have their little quiet lives attract the attention of a loser like you

We all know this guy. He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks. That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup. Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

@BlightYoakam these people be the coolest dishwashers at red lobster

Your coworker just shared this on his story at 2 am