Becky Sanders

Hello! I have a brand new cartoon. It’s dumb as hell and romantic too, just in time for Valentine’s Day!! Watch it with your loved one, watch it with a friend, or watch it alone, up to you, world is your oyster…full short here: vimeo.com/795625118

Crossing off on my list of goals. One being to work with the lovely @thebeckysanders on her new music video "Tombstone". Co-Starring @HumanTackboard as well as his editing skills. youtube.com/watch?v=bjrGno…

More like Bingerton, am I right? #bridgertonnetflix #simonbassetforever #theduke

Thanks for sharing, @ComedyCake!

My niece: “No offense, I just don’t see the point of playing an instrument.” Me: “Hey! These are YOUR formative years, I’m supposed to damage you!”

Just powered through all the stages of grief in 10min! Now I’m going for another lap! #tinymemoir #exercise

Remember, darling girl, today you felt tremendous accomplishment, then a man outside your apartment building screamed at you to scratch his balls. #StayHumble #TinyMemoir

An old man just looked me up and down and said, “hey there, little kitten.” It was the most literal cat calling I’ve ever experienced. #catcall #kittencall #calledakitten

What actually happens when you ask Santa to send you a man. @thebeckysanders @crystal_franchi @d_rejae @tamihillberry @StacyRumaker ow.ly/qjzR30hkxir

“Honey Just For Christmas” youtu.be/dqSreKKAFgE via @YouTube

Someone just tried to sell me a fake ID! I’ve found the fountain of youth, it’s my @PackTheater hoodie and forgetting to put on makeup.

Be careful, ladies, it's a jungle out there. Men just want one thing: to guilt you into reading their screenplays.

Just almost signed a professional e-mail "Cheers, Belchy" #crushingit

Hmm... how many beers have I had on a scale from defend Wonder Woman to a reasonable person, to rant about nazis to, I assume, a troll...

On that note, our president is a real bitcoin.

Sometimes my brain autocorrects the word 'bigot' to the word 'bitcoin' #bubblelyfe

Nothing says "rockstar" like strutting out of 7-Eleven with Gatorade and a fresh bottle of Advil. This hangover brought to you by...

Divine providence has placed a clean pan on my drying rack so I may make a snack whilst continuing the last of my crafting for tomorrow!

Got catcalled today, but that's on me. I shouldn't have been walking past an elementary school. A boy 12 or under called me hot. #stillgotit

What does a pirate want multiple of? Aaarrrrrrgasms. #sexypirate #winejokes #orgasms