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new tomodachi life is an absolute home run.

Welcome to Gay Missouri - The "Show Me Your Balls" State

gentlemen, thank you for meeting with me today. i've come here to pitch your studio an idea that can't fail. [powerpoint on screen behind me moves to a slide that simply reads "White Norbit"]

to the tune of "Wild Sex (In The Working Class)" by Oingo Boingo: BUTT SEX! WHERE YOU FUCK THE ASS.

lrt you all just don't see the vision.

seems the killer etched bikini babes into his rounds. they're saying it was a deagle with a real booby mag.

naturally the move is to just put on something that matches the exact feeling, so back to this song on repeat youtu.be/Zr_ZQ3J91MQ

one of those cool days where all adderall seems to do after a certain point is increase my heart rate

your own personal theme park. somewhere you can say "whee," somewhere you're free.

PROP COMEDY'S ALL I SEE / LATELY / CARROT TOP / (GUITAR SOLO)

Mission Hill Episode 19: "Andy Gets A Hole In One (or What Does The Goat See?)" SYNOPSIS: As payback for years-long trauma spurred by Andy showing him the scene in Pink Flamingos where Divine eats dog poop, Kevin sends Andy an e-mail with a shortened link to Goatse.

AINT NO WAYYYYY LMFAOOOOOOOOO

@somebreaddo i may have gone too far when i called you a dork.

a friend of mine called me out while we were watching the first episode of hibari kun and i dont think i can ever come back to the series after that. it was too deep a cut

that being said, this is not a show i would've enjoyed before i was 24.

crawling back to the main twitter just to say that literally everyone who said mission hill was funny was more correct than i ever gave them credit for.

playin some eef tonight

lrt is an all star joke