Crimp Lemon

Today I started off my day with 9 pasture raised eggs cooked in pasture raised grass fed butter with 2 tomahawk steaks (burnt on outside raw on inside) and a skin-on avocado on a wooden cutting board if you eat anything else or use utensils literally have fun dying at 29 🤣🤣

Q: Are you concerned about the latest inflation number? Trump: No, I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation.

@JayGold85 Totally unprovoked too

Charlie McAvoy with the tomahawk chop on Zach Benson less than 2 mins before they’re about to shake hands. Stay classy.

@paulmcleary @spittinchiclets And if someone took a baseball swing at March he would’ve had it coming too! Completely irrelevant point to try and justify a filthy play

@spittinchiclets I completely understand Bruins fans being mad at Benson, just want to point out they cheered Marchand doing EXACTLY this for 16 seasons.

This angle of McAvoy’s slash is nuts

@PatsNihilist Not even trying to pick a fight genuinely curious: how does this combination of allegiances even work

I need to get a girlfriend by November so she can be pissed at me for playing GTA VI too much

Florida panthers ticket prices and crowds the literal split second they no longer have a super team, what an absolute joke of a fanbase

This is an away game btw best fans in the league argue with a wall

Starting to think I’m shadowbanned on hinge

fk it 2027 my year ! #CRIMP

Florida panthers getting a home winter classic

I’m taking a Victorian child straight to the poptart bowl

No matter how badly we want the lions to be good the lions are not good

Sigh

*loses to the worst team in the league* fellas, we have our franchise qb

Morgan Geekie

Written photo description for the visually impaired: empty hockey rink

I actually have a correspondent reporting live from Amerant Bank Arena as we speak! Let’s see how full the rink is for a divisional matchup for the back-to-back champ Florida Panthers with three minutes to puck drop!

Incel winter again

Brosmer sorry pal time to dust off the resume or perhaps hit the oil rig