The Bingle

˜”*°•.˜”*°• ONLY THEN 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘿? •°*”˜.•°*”˜

Not to be toxicly positive or whatever but I think it’s kind of funny that TPOT criticism is forcing the writing to pick a lane to be either serious or silly when that’s the reason why post-split’s writing fucking sucked ass lmfao

@B3lancedDuo //I meant to put a question mark on the ‘about’ SIIGHH

@B3lancedDuo Mhm. Don’t mention it. Anything specific you want to talk about. [ he’d grab a slice of pizza and start eating. ]

Man. I’m so bored yet tired… Fuck.

@B3lancedDuo Oh. Cool. I think it looks neat.

@thebingl3 I... Uhm.... Well this orange ribbon is my lucky ribbon...

It’s lonely when you’re not just trying to find just anyone to fill that space

It’s Feels So Good When You Know You’re Not Alone.

@B3lancedDuo … I’m not one for small talk but, tell me about yourself.

@thebingl3 Uhm.... Alright... Then... Pal...!

@B3lancedDuo Eh. It’s fine. Take your time, honestly.

@thebingl3 Yeah... Sorry... Pal...!

@B3lancedDuo …First time with a roommate?

@thebingl3 ⚪: uhm wellll... *They put the pizza in the oven and it was cooked a few minutes later* uhhh... Pal...! the pizza is ready...!

@B3lancedDuo Gotcha. 👍

@thebingl3 Alright... I'm gonna put in the oven now... Pal...!

@B3lancedDuo Sure. I’ll have some.

@thebingl3 No problem... Pal...! I'm probably gonna make some pizza if you want any.

@B3lancedDuo Pff. Yeah, right. But, I won’t push my luck. I owe you one, then again, for getting me outta there.

@thebingl3 If you make me mad enough you'd die.... Don't push you're luck Pal...!

@B3lancedDuo Thanks. Guess I haven’t been as rude to you because I’m tired. You’re a lucky one.

@thebingl3 I have stuff to make sandwiches in the fridge or... Pizza you can microwave.... Make yourself at home pal...!

@B3lancedDuo Huh. Neat.

@thebingl3 Alright pal...! *Snaps my fingers and teleports us to my apartment*

@B3lancedDuo Take it.

@thebingl3 Okay....make sure to show me after it's signed pal...!

@B3lancedDuo …Sounds fine to me, I don’t mind. I’ll sign.

@thebingl3 I can take you back to my apartment...! At this Hotel called Hotel OJ..How does that sound Pal..?

@B3lancedDuo I don’t know. Don’t really got a place to go after that. You got any ideas?

@thebingl3 Yes..! I'll get you out of that city in no time pal..! But where do you want to go...???