Wondaful

Top G 😎

@amira_rdl But if guppy date broke man she no go suffer na. Broke women don’t believe they are broke. Thats the problem in +234 dating pool

Nobody suffer reach girl wey dey date broke man😭

Chelsea next coach you heard it here

@JacobsBen @edwardbode Welcome gaffer 😭

Xavi Hernandez side insist Chelsea have made a formative approach and is open to a move to England. However, my understanding is Chelsea are not expected to proceed. Xabi Alonso, Marco Silva and Andoni Iraola all under serious consideration and Xavi, for now, ruled out by Chelsea.

@PreciousJudge5 Guess who the show off to mama?

Wo they’re liars. Big liars . They rather spend their savings on baddies and the people they call “bad girls”. They’ll rather show off their baddie babe than a babe that is dressed modestly. They only like good girls on Twitter.

@ssomtto @PreciousJudge5 😂😂😂 fb?

@thebluprintfc @PreciousJudge5 Chill nau 🤣

Or 95/5🫩

Enzo Fernandez is a bigger and more important player for Chelsea than Cole Palmer

@Bqmbulu Nice guys offer security. Fuck boys offer excitement. Security is boring. Excitement is risky. Women choose the risk every time. Then cry about the result. Nice guys don't get chosen, they get settled for. That's the game. Play it or quit.

@pretty_nonye Now guess what. You can’t wait to show the internet your boobs

I started developing breasts when I was in primary 3 I was 7 as at then My classmate told us about a hack to make our breasts go inside I tried it It didn’t go inside 😭 I hated having boobs eeh I started wearing bras from 10 years It was soo annoying

@0x_hommie @viktorbensonyt Nope. The lowest thing a man can do is paying for love. We all pay for sex in one way or another directly or indirectly

@viktorbensonyt This is the lowest thing a man can do

As a man, get used to paying for sêx in 2026…

@AjeboDanny @mistakells Everybody pays for it in one form or another to your wives girlfriends and friends. Be it time, gifts, outings, dates, money. We’re all paying for it.

No, it isn’t. Prostitution has always existed. Nothing wrong with paying for sex if it’s consensual & within your budget. The one thing you shouldn’t pay for is LOVE.

@eyi72654 @unrealzuri Modern women don’t want to be wives and mothers but wants a husband and all that comes with it

@thebluprintfc @unrealzuri Aunque no lo tengan. Tan incompetente es ella como para no poder cuidar de su propio bebé? El 90% de mujeres estaría feliz de estar en su situación.

Getting sleep so he can work a 12 hour shift to pay for that lifestyle.... they live in a fuckin mansion Preye.

He won’t get called to the World Cup😂 Meanwhile he has wasted the season by refusing surgery 😂 Then he will get the surgery and not play till late November or December 😂😂😂

Chelsea are now joint-bottom of the Premier League's form table over the last 10 games. Both #CFC and Burnley have taken five points and won just once. During this period Chelsea are the joint-lowest scorers (9) along with Wolves and Fulham. And only Burnley (22) have conceded more goals than Chelsea (20).

WHAT THE F*CK

Joao Pedro you are too good for Chelsea, pack your bags and get ready to join Barcelona next season... we will give you the life you deserve. . . #chelsea #joaopedro #barcelona #premierleague #nottinghamforest

Chelsea lose their sixth-straight league game as they are beaten 3-1 by heavily-rotated Nottingham Forest 😬 The Blues hadn’t lost six League games in a row since 1993.

Jesse Derry died and still impacted the game more than Palmer has

Unless something drastically changes at Chelsea, we will be in a relegation battle next season. I don't say this lightly.