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The word lovely is my favourite it’s just so endearing and perfect

#YOUGOTFUCKED👀

buying a hooker so she can watch me speedwalk really really fast for like 2 hours

I lose my mind peacefully every time I stay at home alone for the day.

I get so Hannah Horvath off that tequila

sober people LOVE to say how annoying a conversation with a drunk person is But like…. holy fuck have you ever tried talking to sober ppl when you’re drunk??

@missionrook No.

straight girls: ugh my boyfriend is such a twink... yeah he tops ! we're literally mlw 🥺🥺🥺 but yeah i'm such a femme <3 he loves my bussy 🤪🤪

CRANK 2 I$ COMING SOON…

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

@Tincan_66 Don’t drink them.

@thebodacious someone had to do it

I’m gonna kill geordie greep

lily is the femboy justin beiber

white people be like dude we're gonna have no vape for the rest of the night

U think u got big boobs till u come on twitter

crazy freaky bdsm sex

Me at the barthur Morgan: one glass of pee please, sport 🤠 @benjeetme

People at the fishy pier: it smells like uparlo in here Max: what’s up Arlo Arlo: …my man! 🤣 🤝

wait so if clammy hands that means..... max, my man 😂🤝

Dinner number: spice bag I ruined by adding mayo and lettuce instead of curry sauce because I’m extremely white. Everything was very salty, chips were not bad at all. Overall 7/10