Martin C

@PolitlcsUK France are loving this

The deal includes:  - a 40% increase in French law enforcement, intelligence and military officers on beaches, on top of 750 already deployed who the Government claims to have stopped 42,000 crossings since the election - a new 50-officer riot police unit trained in crowd control for use on beaches - an expansion of the intelligence and judicial policing team from 18 to 30 officers to target smuggling gangs and boost prosecutions - extra surveillance tools such as drones, two helicopters and upgraded camera systems to track activity - increased action against "taxi boats" with over 20 extra maritime officers and a new vessel

🚨 NEW: The Government has signed a new £650m deal with France to stop the small boats It includes a 50-officer riot police unit to "disperse" crowds and £150m of the funding will be dependent on how well the French intercept migrants

@jiri_bjp Congratulations to you and your family.

GOD BLESS 🙏 PURE, PURE POWER of love to the New born Eleonora, the firstborn daughter and her mother who today showed immense strength that I never knew she had. 🙏 Second: Till the End of this week I’ll do some comment for the bullshit I see here in social about my last fight, other hyenas around, and next step. Main point in fight and also in Life Stay true to what you believe in, and be ready to FIGHT FOR IT and SACRIFICE WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO. THIS FOR SURE WAS MY TITLE FIGHT OF LIFE AND I FEEL LIKE IAMTHECHAMPION 🙏⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ #STAYLOYALTOYOURINNERLIGHT

@10DowningStreet here's a crazy idea, why don't you let our farmers farm. Chickens and pigs we can breed here. This war is showing we need to be independent of no one.

@Arnoldbfa Cheesy hot cross buns with beans topped with cheese 🤤

Happy Easter! Hope you get to enjoy some hot cross buns and Easter eggs, I’ll have some salmon n rice cheeeeers

@LRHN_Cash Thank god he had his camera out or things could have escalated.

Picked him up like a sack of potatoes 🥔

Nate Diaz talks like he’s this world beater in the UFC He had 1 great win against Conor McGregor apart from that what’s he done. He’s never never been top 5, he lives off his brothers name who’s also a bum. Can someone tell me what Nate Diaz is and what has done. He’s just a stoned out bum who is slow and stiff. I swear he’s a proper mongoloide. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LastKingsmanMMA A ranked opponent, you deffo more than deserve to have a number next to your name. 💪🏻

Who would you like to see me fight next?

@christina99106 @timecaptales The comments 🤣

@timecaptales That’s cool and all, but how many MMA fighters have you seen him fold? His record is impressive, but it doesn’t stack up in modern MMA with actual competition.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

@Ed_Miliband The mother fkr wants to build a 200km pipeline to pump CO2 gasses under the Irish sea at a cost of £9Billion oh and destroying greenbelt land in the process. Pump it for 50 years at least but only monitor it for 20 years. Every pipe leaks. Tell me how's that green 🤔.

2/ We’re bringing forward the next renewables auction, rolling out plug-in solar and speeding up delivery of the Warm Homes Plan. Everything we are doing is about one purpose: fighting the corner of the British people by taking back control of our energy.

1/ Global events demonstrate the need to go further and faster in our drive for clean power, because there can be no energy security while we are so dependent on fossil fuels. That’s why we’re accelerating our clean power mission. lbc.co.uk/article/ed-mil…

@MrBallen I think it was people just disappearing in the national parks. A few murders here and there but there are two stand out stories for me 1, the A&E nurse who killed an attacker in her own home. 2. The lads in the northern territory who are up a tree all night, big croc.

What was the first story from my channel that made you a fan? 🫶

@DovySimuMMA Grappled to fk

Realistically, how does this fight go?

@InSilentGrace @antmiddleton @HJB_News__ How have labour improved the country since they took over from the Tories?

Head of British schools Sir Mufti Hamid Patel said restrictions in British schools on art, dancing, music, religious education was necessary not to offend Muslim students or their families. Further changes are to be made later this year he said.

@virginmedia @MJBallx Every couple of years I have to contact their retention team to strike an acceptable deal. Just had it last week now it's gonna be 2 years. Just see we are loyal and reflect it in the price. Why make us beg?

@MJBallx We're sorry to hear the team weren't able to find a deal you found suitable.

current bill is £77 a month. @virginmedia we can save you money, how about our fabulous £126 a month 😭 After being with virgin for now 15 years it’s finally time to move to Sky!

@virginmedia @MJBallx If it was, what can you do to make it better?

@MJBallx Hi there, sorry to hear you're leaving us as customer. Was it mainly a cost issue?

#UFC326 good fight but for a BMF title fight. I'm not sure it qualifies 🤔

@quirked_up_anzu You might be good but not very clever

if I had tourettes my tics would be shouting "trans rights", "vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person

@Home_of_Fight What!?! Is he for real. He needs to watch his last fight back before making claims like this. We all love the Diaz brothers but come on

👀 Nick Diaz wants to come back and fight either Islam Makhachev or Khamzat Chimaev: "I'd like to comeback. I could fight at 170 or 185. I'd fight Islam or the other guy... Chimaev. I think I could beat both of them. I could lose too, but I can see myself beating them. It's just about matching up fighters and coming in with the right formula, fighting the right fight." via @Full_Violence

@jeremycorbyn Also we are not the world's benefit system so that also needs stopping.

@jeremycorbyn There are a lot of the country that want immigration stopped. If that's the case then the people that want it stopped need to step up and fill the roles that people are not doing. Can't have it both ways.

We need a full, independent public inquiry so we can ensure justice for the victims of Epstein's vile network of abuse - and expose the shameful corruption in our rotten political system. My speech this afternoon about the malign influence of Peter Mandelson in British politics.