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@snevinoj @ChaponaBike123 @GitGrumpygit His initial hand gesture was to confuse & slow the van down for no reason then narrates with muddled hand signals for rage bait the van was doing something wrong, when he clearly wasn’t/would’ve. He instigates most of the incidents he has for likes & engagement to his account

@theboygren @ChaponaBike123 @GitGrumpygit You need to read the highway code. Especially the bits that say don't overtake on the approach to junctions & stay behind cyclists at junctions.

Who's in the wrong?

@ChaponaBike123 @GitGrumpygit Van set off well wide in plenty of time, you slowed him up deliberately with an arm out & a mish mash of changing finger positions to con a situation of an offence. Courts will see no clear hand signal for anyone to understand what your intentions were. A great rage bait tho tbf

@GitGrumpygit In which case, we’ll have him for a close pass then.

@ChaponaBike123 There’s nothing behind the van, why initially gesture for it to slow ? You deliberately tried to confuse him by changing your fingers around with your arm out then play victim, he only went past you once you clearly indicated for him to carry on. One of your best baits yet tbf

Seriously what’s wrong with my feet? 😭

@PeakVibex @RealAstridWett With a goal difference of 18 in 6th place (48pt) against a team with a goal difference of 13 in 3rd place (54pt) you think you need strikers ? Your ball knowlege is as dim as this Astrid bint

@RealAstridWett Todd Boehly needs to see this tweet. Maybe he'll finally buy a striker who can score.

Chelsea seriously wtf was that 😭😭 just crumbling against teams we should easily win against it’s actually embarrassing now

@pogollewelyn @PeterStefanovi2 @bbclaurak @BBCNews What’s the percentage of 52p of the cost of a litre of fuel at £1.50 a litre 🤦🏽

@PeterStefanovi2 @bbclaurak Oh, but that chart is wrong isn't it? The fuel duty part is not a percentage ....it's 52 pence per litre....when price goes up....fuel duty does not change.... Laura is wrong again @BBCNews @bbclaurak , the part that does rise is Vat, that's paid on the total cost of a litre .

“The biggest chunk (of the cost of a litre of petrol) fuel duty, that goes to the government so you’re in control of the biggest chunk of the cost that people pay at the pump” @bbclaurak

@cheerluvkaitlyn Tremendous nipples for such small tiddies 😳

How many times did you watch this? 😋 onlyfans.com/cheerleaderkai…

@TracyNeverLabor @GMB If he lowers the tax, he won’t be getting as much money in to buy the votes of the “poorer” people he’s giving it to. He decides who’s struggling not everyone who TELLING him they’re struggling, and that will firstly be the voters who he can con to vote for labour

@GMB Why not just lower the tax on it?! Making it cheaper for the consumer & saving the govt, or should I say cheaper for the taxpayer! Seriously do these Labour imbeciles not understand ANYTHING on how things work🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Sir Keir Starmer will today pledge a multi-million pound package of support for the 1.5 million households hit by a spike in heating oil prices due to the war in Iran. Unlike gas and electricity, heating oil prices are not capped by the regulator. Amelia Beckett reports.

@RealAstridWett Maybe try running around with a paper bag making out your trying to catch something falling from above, when you appear to catch it, put your hand in the bag & pull it out gestering your middle finger as abuse towards the scripted headline. You’ve not used that before have you🙄

Omg guys I have SUCH a good idea!! I'm gonna go up to Newcastle and get one of my mates to pretend they don't know me and chuck a pint over me for views!! I'm sure that's not been done before.... anyone fancy filming it for me?

@childejc @samm50647 @ChaponaBike123 And the one in this clip ? Perfectly fine, the wanker chose to incite the incident due to his thirst, claim victim then try to reap attention and money from his shitness, that’s his agenda, he does it all the time, he’s a wanker, why try & defend wankerism 🙄

@samm50647 @theboygren @ChaponaBike123 FYI, many bike lanes are poorly designed and maintained, so are more dangerous than the road

At least it was a nice sunny day.

@ClaireWard4EM @Tesco @RachelReevesMP Who’ll be profiteering in September when labour raise fuel duty and vat on it ?

This is @Tesco Ollerton. At the beginning of the week diesel was 150p, hiked up from the previous week. At lunchtime today it was 154p. This afternoon 156.9p. Its just one of many. So all power to @RachelReevesMP to stop this blatant profiteering.

@BBCNewsnight They say there’s no panic coz it hampers labours own plan to rip off and profiteer off these fuel companies in September. Hiking fuel duty & vat on fuel brings in massive coffers for them to buy the votes from the people they’re handing it out to 🤔

“[Petrol] supplies are good in the UK… we won’t tolerate rip-offs and profiteering in a crisis”. The PM’s Cost of Living tsar Lord Walker says “there’s no need to panic” after prices rose at petrol pumps. #Newsnight

@GBNEWS The only thing the chancellor didn’t see coming is that the wars going on would find her out so quickly for ripping off the fuel companies for more duty and tax so she can buy labour votes for her handouts. She’s slowly & slyly stealthily blowing Britain into bankruptcy, trust !!

‘Rachel Reeves has found herself stuck in a really tricky position.’ GB News Political Correspondent Olivia Utley brings an update on the chaotic talks between oil retailers and Rachel Reeves, as the Iranian crisis threatens the stability of global oil markets.

@Bigbabypi @Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband How stupid are you ? You want the government to hold companies accountable to reduce the prices whilst they STILL take the same fuel duty & vat from sales of the stuff ? 😂

@Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband About time someone actually holds these companies accountable. People are struggling, and watching profits soar while we suffer isn’t acceptable.

If fuel companies try to rip off customers, my government will step in. @RachelReevesMP and @Ed_Miliband are bringing the bosses of the fuel companies in today, to make sure that customers aren’t losing out because of the conflict in the Middle East.

@implausibleblog She hung, drew and quartered Boris for having a birthday party but this PM shouldn’t resign over ignoring the warning signs and still employ a “wrong un”

Fiona Bruce, "Should the Prime Minister Keir Starmer resign over Mandelson?" Kay Burley, "No, of course he shouldn't" "He's a bit busy trying to keep us out of WWIII"

@francesca_kms Good for you, if you don’t need a car. Covid also let us hear birds instead of engines, less noise, cleaner air & calmer streets, look how that turned out, a right shit show

🐦‍⬛🐦🦉🕊️🐥 Cities don’t have to be loud 💥📣 Bikes are quiet 🤐 Riding lets us hear birds instead of engines. More cycling = less noise, cleaner air, calmer streets.

@BBCPolitics Freezing fuel duty goes to the government, its their tax on fuel, they have no ability to set the price per ltr of fuel, coz a BP motorway service station will charge easily 10p ltr more than a BP petrol station 2 miles up on a side road

"Can he explain how a rise in fuel duty helps with the cost of living?" Kemi Badenoch asks PM Keir Starmer says he will keep the situation "under review", before criticising Badenoch's change in stance on the war in the Middle East #PMQs bbc.in/4rXMPAq

@francesca_kms How’s this lady getting offended and factsplaining by something that she doesn’t use. Just ride your bike, it’s called a choice for a reason

Kid on a bike just glided past a long queue of traffic; including a car parked in the bus lane. No emissions, no parking drama, just pedal power. Meanwhile the av car in city traffic carries 1.2 people & spends ~30% of its time in congestion. But sure, the bike’s the problem.😉

@GBNEWS “We” have cut inflation ? Inflation is NOTHING to do with labour

'I understand the anxiety felt by families and businesses.' Chancellor Rachel Reeves sets out how the Government will support Britons in the coming months as she forecasts 'upward inflationary pressure'.