samosa mami🇮🇳

No matter how tired you are after work, play with your pets. You’re their whole day.

who’s we elijah?? because it sure as hell wasn’t me

You can be soooooo popular at your workplace, but trust me, if you're laid off today, no one from work will call you after 1 week. Avoid gossip. Don't brag. Do your job. Get paid. Go home.

I’m sorry but no, I will not be sad, remorseful, or feeling any sort of guilt when Trump dies. In fact I have a bottle of champagne already ready to go!

People: "You don't have kids, you can sleep in on weekends" My cat at 5 a.m.:

@rachellauren21 @LevityMusic radiology would allow him to possibly wfh👀

@LevityMusic @thebrwngrldiary I think it would be funny if it was an ENT so that’s my guess 👂🏼👃🏼🩻🩺 congratulations to Josh and his success in medical school and as a member of the Powerpuff Girls 💗🩵💚… I mean Levity hehehe 🌈🪩💃🏼

i’ve loved seeing everyone’s match results but you know who i really want to know where he matched and what speciality?? freaking JOSH @LevityMusic

I adopted a cat and she’s been my favorite companion i love her so much I feel just like him ..

@LevityMusic yay!! so excited for him tell him congrats 🥰

@thebrwngrldiary He actually showed us his and it’s very cute and unexpected, we’ll post it soon hahaha

you lowkey have to sell your soul to make six figures without connections

especially at work man damn

teachers buy their own pencils

i’ve never lost a friend that was a good friend

@oneil_alen @jamestalarico oh my apologies on the technicalities, jesus was sacrificed as gods son** happy now

@thebrwngrldiary @jamestalarico Again what Kool-Aid are you drinking? Jesus never had a son Jesus is the son of the Living God

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

i don't know who needs to hear this but in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you created

@elitexeets @EJPointer @BTC_Siferd @mistergeezy she was and that’s facts just as much as it’s facts trump is a convinced felon

@EJPointer @BTC_Siferd @mistergeezy If we're naming Kamala as the lesser evil don't bring up the fact she was a prosecuter jesus christ lmao

They voted for Trump, and now they are dealing with the consequences of their actions.

@oneil_alen @jamestalarico did jesus not sacrifice his son?

@thebrwngrldiary @jamestalarico What? Ignorance your muddle name?

@oneil_alen @jamestalarico jesus sacrificed his one and only son if you wanna talk about abortions

@jamestalarico Yes you do insult jesus. When you make comments like abortion is biblical you or no Christian. Your support of gender realization is also another insult. Stop claiming to be a Christian when you are not

@MySystolic no because you can always do greatness in other ways

lol didn’t make chief, probably should immediately kms lmfao