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My monthly tweet to say I’m alive ok bye

I keep forgetting about this dumb little app I wonder why (life is rlly good)

Thankful for my fat juicy ass I just slipped on the ice and went down

Yeah that twitter girl might save you but will she suggest you read a book at the same time and talk about it together

Anyway I just drove 9hrs home from Montreal to beat the icestorm I am so big brained and also exhausted gn

hey make sure u tell someone (preferably me) they are so pretty and cool

Ohhhh now that I don’t post boobs ppl see my tweets again el*n hates big beautiful boobs sooo bad

Can I come over and stare at u like this

I am naked under this seafood boil bib

@vin4moretimes U always get me

@thec0conuthead I'll never let them be forgotten

Done selling content but leaving my boobs on here so they live on forever

I left OF and became a chef

Hi I’m still alive if u even care

What if I retired my boobs on here

@michelleyroo2 Who cares about a deans list when I’m on michelleyroo’s list 🖤

@thec0conuthead A+++++++++++. actually this paper was so good you have passed every future semester as well!

blue checkmark is gone but my boobs are forever

@michelleyroo2 Anything for u 😘

@thec0conuthead thank you for this blessing omg

me again🧍‍♀️

I am drunk ordered McDonald’s nothing else matters actually

me and my hard nipples against the world