The Captain

An abandoned hornet’s nest found in a shed, fused with the head of a wooden statue.

was looking for something in my gallery and i found this slander i made last year lol

"i feel like 3d land should get ported to switch, it’s really an extremely underrated game in my opinion. in 2015 i ate 3 pounds of sand and had to go to the hospital to get it removed from my stomach"

"I hate desert levels in Mario games. Hell, I hate desert levels in video games in general. They’re always usually visually boring and have frustrating mechanics like quicksand and sandstorms."

Americans: "Iranians are religious radicals." Also the White House faith advisor leading a mass exorcism:

Parallax Scrolling × Summer × The Super Mario World Cape = Perfection

There have been thousands of generations of humans, and you are alive to witness the first photo of a Sunset on another World. This is a real photo of the sunset on Mars.😮

what are some underutilized locations from the legend of zelda games that you wish we got to explore them more? 🌙

Kamala Harris: “Both parties have failed to hold the public's trust.” The sudden change in rhetoric is to launch her 2028 bid. Don’t fall for it. Capitalist governments will never meet the people’s needs because their sole objective is to serve capital.

This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).

Pretty sure the new warrior guy in Age of Imprisonment is Hoz’s ancestor