Theresa Kenyon 🏴‍☠️🦖🐆

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@0UTR0EG0 i found 11

How many colors do you see???? i see 4

TIL The Conjuring family bought the haunted house from "old man Kenyon" O_o

@SamVanivray oh i like that song

Slop droppin beats

@MysterySolvents he's drunk and full of lies

What does it mean when Kash Patel makes this face?

@creepydotorg i mean sounds like he wants an aromantic dude

Jay Kay, the lead singer of Jamiroquai, once gave one of the strangest celebrity breakup explanations ever. He reportedly broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time. “She has these enormous breasts, bigger than they look on film. She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting.”

@Timmysofine Olly Olly Oxen Free

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

@thetrueshelby i've seen tea cozies and crochet toilet paper dolls with better style

why does every outfit look like it comes from the christian fundie Lilly Pulitzer collection 😭

@EastEndJoe bruh. why is he thinking about teenage boy jizz?

HUH? 🤔

@ImBreckWorsham i audibly cackled 😅👻

Trump actually just posted this about himself. I can't even anymore with this guy......🙄

@cutiieepie6 gimme dem shits. I got laundry

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@tugce190333 i hope it's candied fennel

Eve yeni taşındım eşyalarımı yerleştirirken bunları buldum ilk başta şeker sandım tadına baktım fakat şeker degil ekşimsi bir tadı vardi simdi yedigim icin midem ağrıyor bu ne olabilir sizce ?

@JamesTate121 😏🙄

35 senators over 70. Nine over 80. Mitch McConnell looks like the walking dead at 83. A $29 billion war being debated by people who will never have to live with the consequences of it. The Senate doesn't look like a legislature. It looks more like a place where the main deliberations are how early can one have dinner and what bingo dobber to use. Not a defense budget. Time to kick them out. DNR Congress 🩺

@JamesTate121 hospice

Mitch McConnell looks awful. He should be in a nursing home and not Congress.

this guy

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@downbadcomment he absolutely hates her. she needs to gtfo

thoughts?

@atrupar what the hell were they doing to those kids on epstein island? He's telling on himself

Trump: "I look at these beautiful little babies and they get a vat, like a big glass, of stuff pumped into their bodies. I think it's a very negative thing to do. I would love to see much smaller shots, like four visits to the doctor. And I think you would have a much better result with the autism."

Ladies, try and contain your excitement!