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Lisa has done it yet again

happy hour 🍻🍻

Like A Prayer and self-flagellation >>>

guys like me just call this Monday

I just deleted every email I've ever received from Warren Huart

I'm so sick of being this fucking angry all the time about stupid stuff

Just fingered an animal #AprilFoolsDa

do you think she'll text me back if I develop an eating disorder

til lack of communication do us part

no one can overthink a story like the way I can

lowkey not horny and skinny but i still need to get killed

@nermelie yup

Oh your girl likes fitness 🤭 fitness dick in her mouth 🙈😃

just dug a hole :) #justdugahole

god I would've killed for that to be a situationship

God is fat. And She twerks marvelously. And you know what? You don’t fucking know if She has diabetes. And it’s none of your fucking business. She’s glorious either way.

everyone is waking up at crazy times these days

i get so gay off that sudoku

reestablishing communication through linkedin automated profile view emails

it's all just NERDS man

scabs kind of fell off