Baked Amanda

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.

im leaning towards blowing my cock off on the 4th. last year i exploded my ass off so probably do something with my dick or maybe my balls

how the cashier looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the iPad around

Is Indiana Jones related to Osmosis Jones?

What's cooking at Henry's kitchen you ask? Why, it's authentic Hawaiian loco moco! #cookingathome #lunch

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

This Wednesday at 12:01am @thepoundcast & the @WorldRecordPod will become one. Be there for this historic event!

Think a certain sandovalian Vanderpump cast member practices complete and utter fidelity? 💄 Think again you bitch 🫦

“The other two” fills the specific bizarre hole “30 rock”, “community” and “arrested development” left in me

As funny as it is, the billionaire marinara sub really overshadowed the story about the hundreds of refugees that drowned last week off the coast of Greece. But what really should be getting more attention is that these drownings weren’t simply a tragedy, they were mass murder.

A $50,000 mishap on the new @WorldRecordPod w/ guest @jmerriman & @thriftstoreguy WATCH youtube.com/watch?v=vdFDqR…

@bejohnce @MissyElliott @Timbaland @britneyspears @giorgiomoroder they don't know tweet ?!?

The kids are asking for the references!!! 🩵

I’m at a VERY nice restaurant. Got up to go to the bathroom. Got turned around. Ended up in the kitchen. I’m back here heating sauces, chopping salads. I am fucking UP. Patrons are MAD.

two of my favorite things put into one meme!!!!

ASK APP NOT TO TRACK

obviously

@giangyhai if Globby were straight he'd be in bed with a human woman

will someone please deactivate this account 😭😭😭 i'm tired of seeing shit like this

We finally made a list lifehacker.com/10-podcasts-th…