carl boyce

@ry_gracealt I hate skittles

I'm scared. Be nice about this.

@officerkforreal What’s the recipe? Looks good.

good afternoon

@yuuuhaiiibara "Not a close friend of yours, but I think it’ll help." He hesitantly wraps his arms around him.

I want affection sobs someone give me hugs or anything

@L33SPICS Comfy.

outfit today, nothing fancy

SOY.⠀ it's been a while since i did one of these and i think ive got a lot more people here now so hello :3

@srtrlinedaydrm Probably freezing to death along with everyone else. Why?

@thecoolestguard what are u doing for the next 20 years hot stuff

@rygracefulf0x_ Good day, Grace.

@thecoolestguard Rise n shine, pal!! 🌞

Good morning everyone.

@srtrlinedaydrm ….That works.

@thecoolestguard Baby boy? 🥺

@srtrlinedaydrm Oh. My. Days.

@thecoolestguard Bc I wanna astro on that phage until u eat the sun 🥴🥴

@thecoolestguard how big are those backseats bbg

@Biologist_Chaos Oh my god it’s an eridian. Thank you, Chaos. I hope you do too as well.

@thecoolestguard Good morning human Carl!! Human Carl have good good good day!!

@srtrlinedaydrm babygirl…very creative

@thecoolestguard Good morning babygirl

👏🏻

@rygospotsticker Hm, sounds pretty neat. If I dig around, I think I can find a tie that’ll match your color.

@thecoolestguard Mine is blue. But a royal blue. Not navy, but one with a bit of a grey undertone

1- Why do you guys keep asking me this when you all know the answer. When pigs fly obviously. 2- Yes. But I have four kids, take it or leave it.

@TransAstroNOT // waves

Ｐｅｒｍａｎｅｎｔ Ｓｔａｒｔｅｒ Ｃａｌｌ

the concept of someone hating project hail mary is very sinister to me

@octobertwt Who cares what others think. Speak your truth.

every time i say some stupid shit on twitter dot com...