vane✨

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vane✨

@thecrispdevil

hell and the white house are the same. 28yo

Katılım Temmuz 2020

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marta🐿️🐝@deancasbabyy·1d

“but i understand more than you think” uuuh???

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vane✨@thecrispdevil·2d

this is what a marriage looks like

kinz 🥀@macknchees3

i might tell a joke but..........

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vane✨@thecrispdevil·3d

the waves and the curls needs to be there all the time mr jackman, i will literally throw hands if you cut them

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cass⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚@wolvietx·3d

hugh if youre reading this DO NOT cut your hair

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@ilovedilfs365

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nadine@ilovedilfs365·3d

why is he giving this 🐧, like if you rlly think abt it

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vane✨@thecrispdevil·3d

@grdenP0LIN yes absolutely hello

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vik@grdenP0LIN·3d

@thecrispdevil oh hello should i say one of the best scenes of all time

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vik@grdenP0LIN·6d

-but you jumped in front of it anyway. yes. and i would do it again. and again.- their voices and the tension oh GOD

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lyssa@FITZLASSO·4d

I CANT STAND HIM WHY HE LIKE THIS 😭

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vane✨@thecrispdevil·4d

@ma1ybe if your sperm needs an handicap pass to park you should not have children’s my boy

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💗@ma1ybe·5d

Women are nagged to stay fit, eat well, drink less and have babies in their 20s. Women are also blamed if late pregnancies result in miscarriages or unhealthy babies. Meanwhile, some loser has created a micro wheelchair for men's disabled sperm.

Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

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@WynneRichport australia

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