Crow

I guess Twitter falsifying likes is going to be a thing now, so for a quick refresher, Crow likes: 1) Cute food. 2) @RogueNASA. 3) Comic books. 4) Dungeons & Dragons. Crow DOESN'T like: 1) Nazi bullshit.

(imagine you are Riz Ahmed, the quisling motherfucker.)

imagine making nimona and then when jk rowling shoots you a friend request like oh please give your voice to my audiobook you're so sexy aha, i need to make twenty million more dollars so i can overload suicide crisis lines for trans kids and you're just like yup sounds good

@MegaConOrlando @Dream @dreamwastaken that's so sick! 🤩 any chance we could get a live stream for those of us who are stuck at work? 😭

Dream is taking gaming to the next level 🎮 Watch as he debuts Fusion, the 3D camera tech that puts him inside video games—live for the first time on Friday, February 7 at 3:15 pm in Theater #2 (N310). Get tickets: spr.ly/6011xFLgP @Dream @dreamwastaken #MEGACONOrlando

President-elect Elon Musk wants to slash billions from programs that people need to survive. These cuts would require drastic cuts to Social Security and Medicare. We shouldn’t let billionaires attack our federal employees or the social safety net.

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

UPDATE: Southern California wildfires progress - Kenneth Fire: 100% containment - Sunset Fire: 100% containment - Lidia Fire: 100% containment - Hurst Fire: 89% containment - Eaton Fire: 27% containment - Palisades Fire: 11% containment

@Ph1LzA oh sweet, did they finally join a union?

The Kids I tried my best to protect back in 2020 are all grown up now and standing up for themselves, brings a tear to my eye haha 🥲

carefully, he's a hero

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Based on proposals made during Trump's first term in office, here are just some of the things working class Americans can expect from the second Trump administration: propublica.org/article/donald…

I’m hearing there are many long lines to vote across Pennsylvania on college campuses because of record youth voter turnout. PENNSYLVANIA STUDENTS: IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO VOTE STAY IN LINE TO VOTE YOU CANNOT BE TURNED AWAY SO LONG AS YOU ARE IN LINE.

Happy election day! If you voted for Trump, don't ever speak to me again and i'm deadass! 🫶🏼

give it up for Lexi, folks

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