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“We never Die, We Multiply” 🕊

@imkikosuarez 🤣🤣

You will never guess what the commentator says at 0:27

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

Yes we were crip walking to the boogeyman but we definitely going to enjoy this drop. We feasted then and we feasting now.👌🏽

nah man his first Clásico performance is finally making sense. i never could wrap my head around the kind of human being that commits the same error EIGHT TIMES w/o changing a fucking thing, and now i get it. he is utterly, cartoonishly bereft of self-awareness 😭😭😭

@IkerCasillas Same reaction

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🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez’s press conference: -He says that he’s sorry to announce that he will NOT resign -Calls for an election THREE years early -Says there is a CAMPAIGN against him with made up news including that he has CANCER -Picks up the phone and starts reading out news and laughing, including ABC’s news today saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired -Says he works like an ANIMAL day and night -Says anyone who is spreading the rumors against him can CHALLENGE him in the elections -Reminds people that with him, Real Madrid have won 76 titles -Says Real Madrid is the most prestigious club in the world, and that it’s LIES that the club is in shambles -Calls the Negreira case as the WORST SCANDAL IN FOOTBALL HISTORY -Says Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt -Says he will submit a dossier to UEFA to END the fact that there are referees from the Negreira era still officiating -Says RELEVO (Media that closed) worked with La Liga and was created to SMEAR Real Madrid and Florentino Pérez -Starts arguing with an ABC journalist -Says he will CANCEL his ABC subscription to honor his father -Says that when he arrived at Real Madrid, the financial situation was so bad the club couldn’t pay players and employees. With him, it’s in incredible financial situation with record earnings with the most valuable squad in the world -Says it’s NOT true that the club spent more than planned on the Bernabéu -Says he’s ready to FIGHT ANYONE AND EVERYONE -Says La Liga is Real Madrid’s ENEMY -Says that Real Madrid WON the Super League case and what they did was for the good of football so that children in Africa can watch football for free -Reads ABC news saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired AGAIN -Says he will NOT speak about players or managers or the sporting side -Says he will unsubscribe from ABC, AGAIN -Says everyone in the world loves him -Says the club will do an analysis on the sporting side after the elections -Says this is NOT a dictatorship -Says he is the most successful president in history -Says it’s NOT the first time that 2 players fought at Real Madrid, that there were seasons where it happened ALL THE TIME -Says there were 2 articles today written against Real Madrid by ABC, one of them by a woman, and that he doesn’t even know if she knows football -Reads ABC news again saying that he told his inner circle that he’s very tired -Says there is no club that paid the referees and got away with it -Says they know who leaked the news -Says Tchouaméni and Valverde are GREAT boys and GREAT players -Says he doesn’t want to brag, but his company makes BILLIONS in multiple continents -Says the truth is that Real Madrid had MASSIVE success under his presidency -Asks the other journalists to let the girl speak, that the rest of them are ugly -Says he was robbed of 7 La Ligas -Says he only wants to defend the club’s interests, he doesn’t want publicity, fame, power or anything from the club -Says Real Madrid got robbed of 18 points in La Liga this season -Says that real socios don’t boo players, they support them -Says that it hurts them when fans boo a player -Says they will have to SHOOT him to get him out of the club -Says Good night and that he hopes he never sees the journalists again

Thierry Henry in 2024 talking about a major issue Real Madrid have faced with Kylian Mbappe in the team and how he needs to improve

LOOK AT THIS😭😭😭😭

big games he skipped this season: 3x City 2x Atletico 2x Barcelona all this to play vs "Talavera dela Reyna"

they're signing all the right players befitting their project which is gonna keep on making them stronger. meanwhile we had a clear project, clear goals, clear ambitions, a perfect dressing room and signed THE WORST POSSIBLE PLAYER IN THAT MOMENT. WE SIGNED CANCER.

Eyy this brother man😅

I'll never get over this lol, do you know how crazy it is to not even try to learn to defend throughout years ?!?

🚨 Paul Pogba on Cristiano Ronaldo during his darkest period : “When the suspension news came out, my phone was full for two days… then suddenly, silence. People I thought were brothers disappeared. Agents stopped calling. Friends became busy. Football can make you feel loved… but it can also show you who’s real.” “But one name I didn’t expect to hear from was Cristiano.” “He didn’t call me to talk about football, training, or headlines. He asked me one thing… ‘How is your family? Are you okay mentally?’ That hit me differently.” “A few days later he told me, ‘If you need anything anything for your family, your recovery, your life call me. Pride should never stop you from accepting help.’” “At that moment, I wasn’t talking to Cristiano Ronaldo the superstar… I was talking to a man who understood pain, pressure, and loneliness.” “I’ve played with champions before… but in hard times, you discover who the real ones are.”

On vit tout ce que le PSG a vécu en vitesse X2.

These niggas went trophyless for 2 seasons in a row (completely normal btw) and everything is going to hell bra the standard over there is ridiculous

My Team never wants to leave work man😑

Useless dribbles Cost his teammate a yellow card Complained to his teammates Every single time I come across this video, I still get very upset.

Mbappe literally tried to get the PSG captaincy from Marquinhos by causing issues. They voted and no one voted for him except himself. Did it again and still no one voted for him. If you don’t see this guy as the biggest mole, cancer, and envious person, you’re blind.

AI is soo clutch man. We can actually start doing those 4/5 hour work days.

Madrid is such a movie right now man. Any new post just makes me anxious.