derek paul

Train (the band) by day Joe Biden Podcast by night All Day!

@JackKeller3 @Zaygreen__ @BoobieMilesXXIV As a veteran, this isn’t about us

@Zaygreen__ @BoobieMilesXXIV What about veterans bro we kinda understand bud.

It’s only sciatica if it comes from the Sciatic region of France Otherwise it’s just sparkling back pain

In the song Ten Crack Commandments, Biggie opens with: I’ve been in the game for years, it made me an animal There’s rules to this shit I wrote me a manual However, when he gets to number 9, he states: Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me HE WROTE THE MANUAL HE HAD THE POWER

@C0WGUY I thought it was important

@thederekpaul This is how you chose to use your one tweet per year?

Heavier Things is @JohnMayer’s best album. They’re all pretty good tho

I just lost 30,000 followers

The latest stimulus check

@sjcrain Now I say “all that and a parcel of crisps”

I used to say "all that and a bag of chips"...I'm proud of how far I've come

@beaujennings @ChrisSAllen73 BA isn’t doing much better

@Adelida2011 @WillymfBraun @tompetty Depends on the record label

@thederekpaul @WillymfBraun @tompetty Was it salty or buttery smoooooth

I’m worried there’s gonna be a huge popcorn shortage for the trials of all these dipshits who posted videos and selfies of themselves while trespassing on federal grounds and committing treason. Ordering a case of Orville Redenbacher stat!

@ClintWells @cturnip I was in Iraq during the first election post-saddam. A big part of our mission was to protect the election against supporters of the deposed who were trying to intimidate the populace with violence. Today’s events have been devastating to watch. Gotta see that gavel drop.

@cturnip Probably end sooner than that. 12 states left. No more senators on board to object. PA vote is almost over. I’m staying up for all of it regardless!

Same. Looks like it will go till 4am ET

@Eve6 had the best song on the Out Cold soundtrack

Traitriot

@mwcard Interesting. I’ll try it!

@thederekpaul I usually save it and store it for my next bath

Do you guys drink the bacon juice or just pour it down the drain?

@mistergabelee Wait. We can cover Fast Car too?

Y’all know you’re allowed to cover songs other than “Hallelujah” and “Fast Car”...right?

@oiled_rat @misskierston steals my clothes.

Thanks! Cool to be on this one!