El Gordo

@danjohns1985 If you’ve not already experienced the day when he leaves some sort of shiny expensive space death ray gun on the floor and runs around peow peowing with a stick then look forward to that 😩

All of that money on toys was well spent...

Also on United... it may not be a popular view, but if you spend nearly £150m on three outstanding British talents, that should be seen as really good business, intelligent spending and in line with what Man United stand for. I think they deserve praise. There, I said it.

“I am just an extreme example of what a working man can achieve.” Here are five reasons we love the legendary Tommy Shelby… #PeakyBlinders

The last one got dust in my eye

When he tells you he had the 💩 ....😒

Not quite understanding United fans at the moment, the two biggest problems we had were centre back and right back.. we’ve spent £130 million to fix that. Signed a winger too. Obviously a midfielder and striker would be great but what team doesn’t need a couple of players?

A cocoon round your shoulders when you’re half cut and your heads fucked

Beautiful this ya know ❤️

Classy from Sterling today.

Didn’t want him anyway 😭

Dogs really are in a world of their own... 😂🐶

@connor_newton 🤣🤣🤣

Thought that was Russ Stanton 🤣

Is there anywhere better to watch a Test match than Edgbaston? 👏 Scorecard/Videos: #scorecard-videos" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ecb.co.uk/matches/8973#s… #Ashes

"How big of a wanker is Boris Johnson?"

@luke_allard93 @Luke_Danvers Not even the best player Arsenal have seen in the Premier league

@Luke_Danvers Up there mate absolute class, but the best the prem has seen?

@BenDexter7 I heard this in your voice