4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
😳Joe Rogan says he hates the idea of having an UFC event at the White House:
“The White House thing is odd. I don't like the idea of fighting outside at all.
I just don't think you should compete in a world championship fight in a non-controlled environment. It should be inside an air-conditioned arena.
Like, you wouldn’t ask them to play world championship basketball game outside on the sun. That would be crazy.”
(via @joerogan)