David Hancock

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David Hancock

@thedozeffect

#husband #father #longsufferingsafcfan

Ashington, England Katılım Ocak 2010

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·27 Mar

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD If he gets megged by Enzo Le Fee again, Enzo can hang him on his fireplace. Bang average full back at best.

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BBC Sport@BBCSport·27 Mar

How much would Newcastle fans sell Lewis Hall for this summer? 🗣️ "Nothing less than £650m" 🗣️ "He is the best left-back in the world"

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·26 Mar

@FrancisChipp Nothing serious I hope

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Francis@FrancisChipp·26 Mar

@thedozeffect I wasn’t ok at all

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Francis@FrancisChipp·26 Mar

Can’t believe we are 4 days into an international break and no one’s posted this yet.

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·25 Mar

Captain fantastic absolutely bossed the mags in their own backyard #safc

AFC_Adi@AFC_Adi06

Granit Xhaka vs Newcastle (A)

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·24 Mar

We’re not in the same bracket, we’re better that’s why we beat you AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

Geordie Josh@geordiejosh

Who on God’s green Earth do they think they are putting us in the same bracket as them? Seriously? They deserved to win home and away this season, infuriatingly, but in no way shape or form are we EVER, in ANYTHING, in the same boat as that lot 🤣

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·24 Mar

Haha he must of been playing in a different game to what I was watching, took his gifted goal well but after that he was absolutely dreadful. What a bell end.

NUFCEdge@NUFCEdge

🗣️ Gordon, post Sunderland… “We let them into the game and basically gave them the win. If you want to talk tactically, they were doing a man-for-man press but with two players marking me so we always had a spare man, but we didn’t ever find him. We never used that advantage…

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·24 Mar

@OrwiteTreacle Pigeon with teeth and a hat 🤣

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Jonny Smith@OrwiteTreacle·23 Mar

Why was the pigeon wearing a hat?

Newcastle United@NUFC

LET’S. GO. 🖤🤍

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·24 Mar

@Magpie24_7 @worflags A bird with teeth?

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Magpie 24/7@Magpie24_7·24 Mar

🏟️ Still thinking about that derby display from @worflags 😍 Honestly one of the best I’ve ever been a part of at St. James’ Park 🏁 It perfectly caught the mood and set the ultimate backdrop for the occasion. The effort, and the sheer scale of it was world-class 🤩 It’s just a massive shame the result on the pitch didn’t match the noise, energy, and passion brought by the fans and Wor Flags. We did our bit, and they did theirs and then some! 🏁🙌 #NUFC #NewcastleUnited #WorFlags #Magpies #DerbyDay

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·23 Mar

@juliesund Isn’t it beautiful 😍

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Julie@juliesund·23 Mar

What a picture 🤣

David Hancock@thedozeffect

#NewProfilePic

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·23 Mar

#NewProfilePic

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·23 Mar

Absolute scum. No wonder they’re hated around the country.

Football Away Days@AwayDays_

Newcastle United fans launching bottles at the Sunderland team coach today.

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·23 Mar

At last a mag that isn’t delusional

Magpie Media@MagpieMediaX

Better than us on the pitch, better than us off the pitch, and better than us in the stands. AGAIN. That’s why it’s so tough to accept. They’ll mock us relentlessly and it’s 100% deserved. Clearer each week that we aren’t what we think we are as a club. Huge reality check.

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·22 Mar

@mackemmarc @FeTench Hope you enjoy it marra, we’re lucky enough to grab a couple of tickets 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

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marc1972@mackemmarc·22 Mar

@thedozeffect @FeTench Been at sun since 8 mate, en route to the stack HAWAY

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MissFETench@FeTench·22 Mar

Is it 2pm yet 🤮 #hawaythelads ❤️🤍

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·22 Mar

@mackemmarc @FeTench Relax marra

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marc1972@mackemmarc·22 Mar

@FeTench I wish!!! Nerves are shot to pieces

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·22 Mar

Tickets still available for Newcastle’s biggest game of the season via stubhub #NEWSUN #Nufc #Safc

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·21 Mar

@ALS_Fanzine Relaxed

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A LOVE SUPREME@ALS_Fanzine·21 Mar

How are you feeling ahead of tomorrow? 😬

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·21 Mar

@DJ_Haribo I’ve got a ticket, it’s only my 3rd time at SJP but my first in the away end 😂 stood in the Gallowgate in 92 and sat in the old west stand in 85. We lost on both occasions 🙏 for 3rd time lucky

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Dan Harrison@DJ_Haribo·21 Mar

I missed out on a ticket for tomorrow. It’ll be the first derby I’ve not watched live since 2001. Sickna. Probably for the best given my away record this season mind 😂 Loud and proud for everyone who will be in attendance ✊🏼 🔴⚪️ #safc #hawaythelads #intothem

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James Copley@JamesCopley_·20 Mar

I love him. ❤️ #SAFC

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·27 Şub

@geordiejosh And we still live rent free in your tiny little mind…get a fucking life you cretin

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Geordie Josh@geordiejosh·27 Şub

And for the final nail in the coffin, we’ve just been drawn against FC Barcelona in a Champions League knockout tie whereas Sunderland have released a Lonsdale throwback shirt to the season they got relegated on 15 points. Levels.

Sunderland AFC@SunderlandAFC

Lonsdale on the chest. Reg Vardy sponsor 🔥

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David Hancock@thedozeffect·24 Şub

@marrinpleee Take your drum and fuck off home

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M@marrinpleee·24 Şub

Re: the atmosphere I’ll get pelters for this - not sure I agree myself but feel I need to say it no coordination across south and swc; they’re at competition with each other rather than together there’s no noise from the other stands solution? a drum -#safc

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@BBCSport @BBCMOTD @FrancisChipp @OrwiteTreacle @Magpie24_7 @worflags @juliesund @mackemmarc