skerry rock 💖🌊👩‍🎤

@tlvamp Me when my coworkers ask what I did this weekend

@ectoplasm_james Not particularly explicit on screen but people use explicit language and sexual metaphors constantly

iwtv trailer in the style of the succession intro #InterviewWithTheVampire x.com/NCLDLMEDIA/sta…

@TristanPEJ People take about influencers but I have never seen an "influencer" have a hold over women the way Rogan (mononym, apparently) does over my young male coworkers

I can't express how grateful I am to not be a heterosexual woman trying to date rn.

@m_gentakeda This is insane on at least three levels. Daniel is not and never has been "the normal one" (and I love him)

he had concepts of a plan

@jexnghart I look forward to Armand's next career as an ASMR YouTuber

ASMR — the vampire armand gaslights you into falling asleep! (soft whispering, blender sounds & personal attention)

@cowbojs Both of Daniel's ex wives watching this like "Well that makes two of us, asshole."

@danielsoIace That's the moon, he's going for a midnight swim!

louis after the dubai divorce (ignore the sun)

@clumsynotclever Boy is flipping through Daniel's brain like the morning paper and liking what he sees

CONSIDER IT DONE (ft a bonus ending)

@rewindbywg @sharpest_rose Dubai tycoon and record label executive. Loius isn't about to pass up a good thing like this!

can you imagine the industry plant accusations when they finds out he’s married to dubai tycoon louis de pointe du lac 😭😭 everytime pop base tweeted a lestat update you’re gonna get someone in the replies saying ‘but isn’t he a nepo husband?’

not sure why people claim tiktok isn’t informative when it’s literally the only place people are talking about the imminent rebirth of a giant basilisk in the vietnamese highlands

@rainbow_dracula I wasn't allowed to shop there so I thought it was very expensive and sophisticated....

i need the youth to understand that Hot Topic used to scare people back in the day.

@rainbow_dracula If there are eldritch manuscripts anywhere in a university library they're in the periodicals or the microfiche

@theduality3 mmm the super haunted periodical room in the deepest basement

@faggalicious23 She is just a little creature that needs to eat! Would you deny her??

additionally!

@sharpest_rose What's the verdict?

Elderly baby checks if paperback smells like food.

LRT I nearly choked on my lunch laughing

@TheColimaDog This is SUCH a doggy

Heartbreak is when you see a blurry image of a Maya(?) doggy, but can't access it since the digital archive it's hosted on is currently down 💔

@laissezferre_ Leg, seal, ghost

👉👈 tuunbaq with sir john's leg inside?