david ellis

@Tedchampagne @USMasters2020 We always knew youse skimmed off the top

@USMasters2020 Marks and Spencers crisps? They will think we dip the funds now

Strap yourself in, The Chairman is in place for the weekend #nocouncilhousecrispshere

@Pmacgiollabhain A wee prick who’s finally getting called out.

Oh dear

Happy Birthday Mcgumph

I won a new video reward on the course New Bee Golf! #fairwaysolitaire bigfi.sh/SolitaireBrag

@Tedchampagne @Mcgumph @JAM1099 @BenDaye off what?

@Tedchampagne cos I thought I'd tune in and listen to lazy benefits takers gettin abuse but it turns out to be the opposite

#bigbenefitsrow first stat we saw said over 60% thought the system wasnt fit for purpose. 90% of the audience seem to think it is !

bitly.xaijo.com/louise When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts.

shorturl.xaijo.com/leon I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.

@kevinbridges86 haw mate stop slaggin dugs !

Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj

@Tedchampagne he's about to

What has @frankieboyle said this time ? fuckin knob, should stop mocking the afflicted and learn from real comedians like @kevinbridges86

bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcK This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud.

@Tedchampagne @davidgmfc @jack_parlabane @auldjimbo @colin__duncan is that the rooftop pool one we stayed in for villarreal game?

@Tedchampagne playin long balls. Thats when Lennon needs to earn his wages and tell them to play the way the played in the 1st half

@Tedchampagne u havin a laugh? Only reason crowd got on their back was because the whole team froze when they scored, panicked and started

@Tedchampagne @evilkinnearvo Browns passing yesterday was even worse than normal. Commons should've came on for him and played on the right.