LOCAL MAN 🍁

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if your coochie can't pull a condom off please lower your pride.

Fuck erectile dysfunction manh.kitu nimesikia ni "wapii suruali yangu"

If you broke, clean yo house. It’ll make u feel rich again

Nothing beats having a friend who possesses a great and strong character.This is crucial in all friendships. One who is able to stay cool under pressure and have confidence that when push comes to shove nothing shakes on both ends. It's a blessing!!!

“my pussy put him to sleep” bitch it was 3:54 in the morning

Si hii kiss condom yangu ya strawberry flavor itaexpire jameni😭😮‍💨🤧

Anyone who goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you.

Na kwani these chics only pretend to love darkskin negros in the internet ama nini? They have never approached me to tell me I look nice na vile huwa nimedungia vinoma nikiingia tao. The only people who approach me are matatu packers asking me if im going to kisumu or Siaya

Days i will never forget zimekua mingi mpaka nimesahau zingine.

It's interesting watching people underestimate you until they realise you were being humble, not incapable.

It’s a privilege to experience me. as a friend, lover and everything in between.

Siku hizi naendanga “forgot password “ direct. Haina haja niwaste time

No matter how smart you are, somebody can still teach you something.

Pale bash za coast ukiwa umezima afu uskie kwa background "turarue Tako la huyu dogo"

mwanaume ukiwa na pesa talking stage kwako ni kama Ad tu, unaweza Skip ukitaka.

That pattern recognition when you're high>>>>

Millennials hawaamini tunavuta bangi na hatuchizi😂😂

There's a famous Luo proverb that says, " Pap onge Kun" Y'all should get your Luo friends to translate it for you. It's the biggest rule one should have for the streets.

Sisi wenye tulijifunza trading on our own pale YouTube we've been through alot of shit enye ingekuwa avoidable if we had a mentor, trial and error karibu tuchizi damnit.

Air force zangu za black labda uziibe kuliko uniibie hizo tuchuma kwa laces