they tellin me to wrap up i'm not gon wrap up

i remembered a regular's name at job #1 and instead of being normal about it he was like "right victoria! i'll show you mine if you show me yours... just kidding haha!"

three albums is crazy

sensação de perceber que eu não estou em crise e sim passando por um período de transição e que não estou odiando tudo e todos e sim aprendendo o que é inegociável na minha vida

the music industry lowkey being built off michael jackson and the debarge family's backs

NOSEBLEEDS SHOULD $25-75. LOWER BOWL SHOULD BE $100-200. PIT SHOULD BE $75-125. VIP SHOULDNT COST MORE THAN $300+ IF THERE’S NO ARTIST PARTICIPATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unfortunately the only account that has the best algorithm is my private account i stopped using 7 months ago

people will always try to say something is Lynchian but the Scooby Doo movies are actually Lynchian

It was that serious.

“wasted potential” you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can still continue!!!

lyft driver playing no sense IKTRRRR

you have to be the thing that saves you

Despite what millennials may say, the 2000s did have brainrot. It was just all sequestered on to cable TV.

customer had to teach me how to tap to pay at my job while i was behind the counter

That look was NASTY

About to graduate with my degree in anthropology I can’t wait to work at free people 😍

This is why it's important to have a wattpad phase when you're 11-14 years old, so you don't have it in your late 20's

@GeauxGabrielle Private equity is also the reason why the design of fast food buildings aren’t as whimsical as they used to be, can’t sell the building quickly if theirs a big ass slide or ball pitt attached to the side

the average "north american" tour now: - boston - nyc - nyc - nyc - los angeles - los angeles - los angeles - bumfuck nowhere, ohio - 1 (one) randomly selected southern city - the only city in mexico - the only city in canada

when i tell u i almost SCREAMED once i recognized who they were

my coworkers from my first job coming by my second job to surprise me feels like they're guest stars on my own personal sitcom 😭