King Lex

Being overly qualified and experienced yet STILL losing to an underwhelmingly unfit opponent. Welcome to the life of a black woman .

29 and still fine 🎂🥂✨

It’s really been 10 whole years. Happy birthday, H 🤍

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

Not Beyoncé announcing her world tour the same day rent is due AND it’s tax season 🥲

I don’t mind being the villain in your story, you’re a loser in mine

heavy on personal growth this year.

It’s officially 2023. Stop asking blunt & honest ppl questions, when you’re looking for a specific answer. We’re gonna tell you the truth whether you wanna hear it or not. So if you’re looking for a yes man, pick somebody else to do it.

I hope you enter 2023 peacefully 🤎

the older i get i realize i act JUST LIKE MY MOMMA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aliyahInterlude Not too much on us though 🌚

dating a scorpio is one of those things you do once for fun and never again

Being with someone then slowly noticing how incompatible you are, is not worth the headache of trying to make it work. It won’t. Cut those ties & move on 💆🏽‍♀️

@Simone_95 They need to get that together though. I pay for prime for a reason 🙄

@theekinglex That’s because the drivers are lazy.

Alright now Amazon…I’m not gone keep paying for Prime & my packages are constantly late. This the 3rd time in a month 😒

December, pls come up in here like you got some sense. This year has been traumatic enough. Let’s try to end the year with the little bit of peace we have left 🤞🏽

I feel like having to ask your gf/bf for any type of sexy time, especially when y’all live together, is ghetto. Bc why aren’t you getting your back broke or breaking their back, on the regular anyways 🫠

Every day I feel like that kid that had to restart his potatoes 🙂

@beinside___ INTOLERABLE AF. They complain, cry all the time, throw fits & all bc they mad bc they don’t have the funds 🫤

I love when men say “y’all don’t want a broke man” do y’all know how intolerable y’all are when y’all are broke?

Dealing with a broke boy is the WORST bc he will always be mad at YOU bc HE doesn’t have any money 🥴

Being in love with your best friend is top tier until we get into it & then I have nobody to spill the tea to 😂