The Engineer Bro

Feed refresh karta hu or ek Pakistani airbase ki cha mud jaati hai

Me and my chull to google the price of random things at 2AM Instead of sleeping

Automation gone wrong💀

sab ko mera bachcha bolke adha pakixtan khatam kar diya

Now we know 😂

MVP knew the game all along and didn’t let us know by giving 0 hints 😭😭

No guns, No noise... Just phone calls & pure Aura!

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@Theonenameddamn Dahej💀

Starts with 'D' and you'll love it.

First semester Last semester

DHURANDHAR 2 is so goated that it made my rotten zero attention span brain sit through a 4 hour movie without touching my phone

@chaktiman Asian paints use krna lamba chalega

khud se hair color krne ki chull hori hai 😭😭please drop some tips ...these are waist length... im scared but i wanna try so badddddd

Punch ka bhi sahi hai yaar

Punch has found love for him😍❤️

@chaktiman tomorrow is Saturday

3 words better than "I love you?"

They will brain wash girls to hate men only to end up marrying love of their life one day 🤡🤡

when u stop texting first and realize nobody really fw u

Indians going to sleep knowing there are elections till 29th April so there will be no fuel or gas price hikes till then.

When the entire team takes a sick leave on 19th march

Her Kid : Mom I want a new iPhone. Vada pav girl :

Biwi is muhavre jesi nikal gayi😭 “आगे कुआ पीछे खाई”