Comedian Steven Ortiz

Am I the only single dude out there that loves @WWE and also successfully uses @HeymanHustle quotes as pick up lines? Asking because the only reason I want to meet @HeymanHustle and thank him..

Love That Danhausen

@DanhausenAD needs his own hour on @WWE #raw and #smachdown.. what is taking so long?? @DanhausenAD

I've been cursed by my community . #drippysteve @DanhausenAD

Danhausen has taken over the merchandising stands @WWE live events

Thought this said @DanhausenAD am I cursed?? #wwe #cursed

How many thoughts and prayers to get one of them fancy asteroids the dinosaurs got.. asking for a friend

I'll be really honest.. was that @KidRock? @DrPhil pretending to be kid rock? Or @adamraycomedy playing dr Phil playing kid rock?.. #SuperBowl

Maybe if @dariusrucker performed everyone would be happy?? #SuperBowl

#BillyJoeArmstrong of @GreenDay is a vampire and I'll die on that hill .

tip your waiter not your comedian #comedy #standupcomedy #TheSitcom @Slaptailsquad @TheFriendsUncensoredPodcast

Just saying #comedy #thesitcom #standupcomedy

I hate all of you. 💜

Just booked every weekend in May... 2026 is shaping up to be the year of #standupcomedy I need. @thesitcom is back! #disabledcomedianchangingtheindustry

Indiana getting that Jack Frost Money Shot

Get ready for banger of a show!! JANUARY 8TH AT Summit City Comedy Club! Get your tickets now with coupon code "The Sitcom" link below! google.com/url?q=https://…

Some pretty dope comedy announcements coming soon.. Just know The Sitcom may be performing near you in 2026...

Just dooochebag etiquette youtu.be/o82F4ZAxtR4?si…

When your job has two options.. fire you or embrace the chaos that is me and the choose embrace… he had to explain who and why to a full class of new hires.. I’m now part of the new hire curriculum 🤣🤣