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"What if he's not," you whisper. "Then we're going to do a lot more than look at dead cows." "I don't wanna," you say. "Look at the cows?" I ask, disappointed. "Do a lot more." "Come on, where's you spirit of adventure?" Fred asks.

How high do you think the US national average (i.e. not just the west coast and other more expensive areas) will reach for a gallon of gas in 2026?

@JohnAndrea999 @OrevaZSN There are certain tasks you can only do with an ink printer, mostly involving crafts. For example, you can print on printer type shrink film with an ink printer, but due to the heat involved with laser printing it will shrink inside a laser printer and ruin the printer.

@OrevaZSN Stop buying inkjet printers. When is it important that you print a color document. And their photos are crap.

Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document? Printer: I am offline. Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document? Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.

@mjfree Cool, I guess the housing crisis in New Hampshire would ease if they left given recent local articles saying most of his NH cultists are elderly and the elderly own most of the houses.

@richardosefton 80 years ago, Trump could've been a cold shower Sigh

Not using a condom.

@NoahGarfinkel The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a ballroom

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?” “There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.” “Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.” “I don’t have a ballroom.” “…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”

Cats disappearing for hours in a small house is the best evidence of interdimensional travel we have.

@TDBank_US branchspot.com/nh/portsmouth/… Now I wonder if it's a 3rd party site, but if it is, it comes up on Google before your site does

@theevilwriter Reviewing the info through the TD Bank store locator link, we show the Newington store is no longer open and the hours for the State Street store are correct. May I ask for a DM with more details of where you are seeing this? Please no account numbers or personal info. -David

@TDBank_US Your listings for the NH seacoast are wrong. Your website shows the Newington NH branch as still operating and it closed several months ago. 2nd, you give the Saturday hours for the Portsmouth NH branch as it being open until 3pm and they actually close at 1pm.

@bamagirl_4_eva 14ish. I was doing okay until I hit the seafood

1 point for every thing you will NOT eat.

MAGA during the election cycle: “TRUMP IS A PRESIDENT OF PEACE AND KAMALA GETS A PERIOD SO SHE’LL START A WAR!!!!” MAGA now: “lol stupid lib you don’t even understand why starting this war is good TDS”

MAGA voted for the President of Peace.... they VOTED for this... FAFO... and now the impacts of "Peace" will be... potential oil price surges of 70-100% per barrel if the strait remains blocked, linking this to broader inflation spikes....But MAGA voted for this... RIGHT MAGA???

A whole of Republicans and MAGA shitbags who shrieked that Kamala would start wars, are having to eat their words right now. President of Peace? What a joke! #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

@Rainmaker1973 Nice. Until I examined her hands, I didn't see it

This photo is an example of how confusing perspective plays with your mind. First you see a little girl with extremely skinny legs and then...

7:45am me did midnight me a real solid by fully making the bed so I only had to pull back the covers. Thanks, Girl