Jeb

@MRumphius they had better be good

I have the recipe for THE BEST pancakes you've ever had, restaurant or otherwise. Everyone who has them says they're their favorite ok? I'll give it to you when I get home

@theewalkinghat I think I will jeb yeah

Faded off the prewormout

spoke to Hanso earlier. He was eating squirrel and grits for breakfast as is his regional custom

@MRumphius @911truthwarrior They never matched up well against the Hessians, but few did

@theewalkinghat @911truthwarrior They defended us against New Yorkers so they must be good

Who is your favorite historical figure from your state:

@formerlyherb You’ll get one with a nice bosom/dowry due to your positive karma

Am I marriage material

@MRumphius @911truthwarrior What’s your opinion on the Green Mountain boys?

@911truthwarrior This yokel is our Civil War hero, Ethan Allen man he looks dumb

Les bouquinistes de Paris

@6Astatechamp Fauci appeared in my dreams when I was dying of brovid

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream. Dr. Fauci bring us vaccines. Don’t you get it? The vaccine was a dream. Wake up people!

Good moon out tonight

Mario Puccini 1887-1957 Piroscafi in porto a Livorno

@911truthwarrior Mark Twain and Yogi Berra. Also some top professional wrestlers came from the Show Me state

@theewalkinghat A dog with roots in the islands

Memorial dog

@murdapup Good morning tweeter griffin

Good morning tweeters

@caffenjoyer Things? It didn’t change things. It changed everything

Thinking about the flag and the troops and how 9/11 changed things

Pretty simple rule today: if you’re a troop, I like your tweet. Otherwise I stomp on em