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⚽️ 2026 PLAYOFF GOALS ⚽️ #TXHSSOCCER Post your videos below👇

Lake Worth Bi-District Champions. First play off win in school history for the boys program. Great over time win by the players and coaches!! @LakeWorthISD @LWISDAthletics @LWFrogSoccer @LWladyfrog

@thefalse9tx @tascosoccer @uiltexas Game winner 2–1!

‘Hey guys sorry I can’t make it I’m going to play in the.. ‘Billy Bob Moneygrab Shootout’ in Vegas where 7.5 assistant college coaches will be there to ignore me

Love seeing coaches celebrating

Round 2️⃣🔜 🏆 UIL Region 1 Area Championship 📆 Tuesday, March 24 ⏰ 4:00 PM 🏟️ Lubbock Cooper Soccer Stadium 🆚 El Paso Montwood

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@thefalse9tx @tascosoccer @uiltexas Our sophomore up top had himself a 4 goal day in our bidistrict win over PNG…more to come for E Rod!

The PTSD from a playoff loss is real, especially from teams who had to be decided by penalties or controversial decisions. Your first response is anger and frustraation, but in time you’ll look back and think to yourself “How lucky we were to get to play one more game.”

Been quite a while since we’ve seen sunscreen out for a first round of playoffs Hydrate out there folks 💦

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6A-D1 girls ⚽️ final: Arlington Martin 3, Irving MacArthur 1. @MHSladysoccer will face either Hebron or Plano East in the area round. #txhssoc @50_50Pod @thefalse9tx @AISD_ATH @tascosoccer

There is a coach somewhere that received a message like this today. Say a prayer for their blood pressure! Coach, I'm really sick today idk if I can play My parents decided to take a last minute family trip My dad is making me work My mom made cupcakes to eat before the game

Coaches, players or spectators Don’t forget to add your playoff goal videos to this thread 👇

✅ Wake Up ✅ Coffee ☕️ ✅ Morning Constitution 💩 ✅ Watch Ray Lewis motivational speeches ✅ WIN 🏆 It’s a Friday Night in Playoffs!!

GIRLS Wylie East 2, Longview 0 Coll. Heritage 2, Aledo 1 Midlothian 8, Waco 0 Horn 6, Harker Heights 0 gmsportsmedia.com/2026/03/dfw-bo… #txhssoccer #dfw

Thursday soccer scoreboard UIL bi-district playoffs GIRLS Class 6A Division II Frenship 3, El Paso Montwood 2 Class 5A Division II WF Memorial 2, Monterey 0 Class 4A Division I Memorial 2, El Paso Ysleta 1 Class 4A Division II Liberty 6, El Paso Bowie 0 -------------------- BOYS Class 6A Division II El Paso Montwood 3, Frenship 1 Midland High 4, El Paso Coronado 0 Class 5A Division II LCP 1, Abilene Cooper 0 (halftime) Class 4A Division II Liberty vs. San Elizario

20 retweets and we will fire our quant for this clear non-AI score prediction failure.

Our predictions had Graham moving on. Right or wrong doesn’t matter. The beautiful game can be cruel sometimes.