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being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

My wife was fired from her job tonight after having gone out of town for two months, with permission, to take care of her brother who was dying, and died, of a brain tumor. So things are fun around here. Thank you. We'll be fine. But it was a dick move on their part.

To the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning: You violated, objectified, and embarrassed me. No woman should EVER have to put up with this at work or anywhere!! Do better.

For every boyfriend you lose, you gain 10 best friends on Snapchat and that’s just showbiz baby

Yes and then I go through phases where I’m 100% that bitch 😂 Ebbs and flows

He’s not wrong

I spent a lot of money on myself this weekend. Self love. I don’t ever expect anyone to buy me anything, for any occasion. If they do, it’s simply a sweet surprise.

A part of me still can’t believe this

@modernlovetv you are perfection. @PrimeVideo ❤️❤️❤️

Black Friday has got to be one of the top most embarrassing things about the human race.

Unpopular opinion? Please stop inviting me to like your or your friends or your best friends moms business pages on Facebook. I get likes can lead to business but I’m not going to like something I know nothing about. While we’re on the topic, I don’t wanna play FarmVille either.

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is