STOP THAT GLAZE⚽️🧠🪄

“Government should ban any pastor performing miracles” — Singer Seun Kuti

@DailyLoud Somehow this does not seems like a bad decision

Couple goes viral after choosing a $19.99 cargo van over an expensive rental car during Houston Spring Break

@DailyLoud Should have just gone to another club

They were turned away from the strip club… so they started making it rain outside instead 💰💸

@yoxics And she begs kids who play for in game purchases

Pokimane on how playing video games has changed for women in the past 10 years “people were actually so nice they would treat you well, gift u free stuff… nowadays girls are scared to game online or use their mic”

@yoxics This sister lies a lot

@DailyLoud Thought they was a school thing

Footage shows people running for their lives at Daytona Beach, FL during spring break after shots were fired 🤯

@TouchlineX @RMCsport James just came back to secure a new contract😂

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Reece James has suffered a new muscle injury and will be out for several weeks. — @RMCsport

@ESPNUK Saved

Chelsea have accepted a £10.75m ($14m) fine and a suspended first-team transfer ban after voluntarily reporting potential historical rule breaches.

@433 Epl title race is not as epic

𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘, 𝐒𝐄𝐓, 𝐆𝐎... 🏃‍♂️ The race to the title in Europe's top leagues is getting 𝒕𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 🏆💥 🏎️ Barça are 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐲 by Los Blancos 👀 Arsenal 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 at the top to 9️⃣ points

@TouchlineX Arda guler? Games gone

🚨 Longest distance goals scored in La Liga history.

@CFCMods Self snitches I see new things everyday

@AbsoluteChelsea @ChelseaFC @grok can you make it shorter?

Club Statement | @ChelseaFC

@DeadlineDayLive They have started looking for ways to duck the transfer windows

🚨 Manchester United are prepared to reopen talks with Casemiro over a potential new deal, with Michael Carrick reportedly urging the club’s hierarchy to keep the Brazilian at Old Trafford. 🇧🇷 Casemiro’s current contract — worth around £350,000 per week — expires at the end of June, though no fresh discussions have taken place just yet. ⏳ United’s football leadership are now open to restarting negotiations with the former Real Madrid midfielder, with growing belief inside the club that he still has plenty to offer at the highest level. 👀 (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@TouchlineX Saying Omar is not a threat is sad

🚨🗣️ Bernardo Silva: "Could Haaland not play against Real Madrid? It wouldn't surprise me at all, but I'd prefer to have Erling on the field." "We are closer to scoring that way. We've played without Erling and managed it, but the big players are there for these moments."

@DeadlineDayLive So Chelsea would use this same squad next season Tears man😂

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chelsea have been handed a £10.75M fine for breaching Premier League rules related to financial reporting, third-party investment and youth development during the Roman Abramovich era. 👨‍⚖️💰 The club have also received an immediate 9-month academy transfer ban, plus a 1-year first-team transfer ban (suspended for two years). ⛔📋 (Source: @SkySports)

@DeadlineDayLive You can just tell he is impressions farming

🚨 Manchester United have reignited their interest in Atalanta midfielder Éderson. 🔴👀 The Brazilian is back on the club’s radar after Atalanta reportedly slashed their asking price by around 50%, now valuing him at €30M (£25.9M). 💰 A potential bargain deal could be on the table for the Red Devils, with the likes of Wharton, Anderson and Baleba all potentially costing much more. ✍️ (Source: Tuttomercatoweb)

@TouchlineX He will be taken to the board soon

🚨🗣️ Arne Slot: "It's now up to me and the players to take this frustration on Wednesday evening and show the fans we can."

@ESPNFC Another legend worthy player

Bruno Fernandes passes David Beckham for most assists in a Premier League season by a Man United player with 16 🎯 The captain delivers again 🍿

@ManUtd Bruno❤️😍

Spreading the love ahead of the warm-ups ✍️❤️‍🔥

@UnitedStandMUFC It is what it is Wise words

🗣 Michael Carrick: "There is a bit more time to prepare – the rhythm is slightly affected in some ways, but we have not made anything of it. It is, what it is." [Sky]