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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, @NewYorker…

@simonefiii lollllll i asked for a trenchcoat for years after playing that game because i wanted to cover it with watches and open it like that one villain. that was the bomb

me as a child finding out we were looking for Carmen Sandiego to ARREST HER and not just hang out bc she was pretty and cool:

@FeltonR thank you for providing this content. toby is the best

Toby’s doing it tough today, but I think he’ll cope.

@ProLifeisProGod @FeltonR This thread is the epitome of how communication and love and forgiveness shouls work. Im so sorry for your loss and hope every day gets easier

Everyone who responded to my post is right. I'm genuinely sorry for accusing you of lying. I lost a pet today ... which brought up pain from putting our 1 year old pup down this month. He was a rottweiler, with likely rage syndrome. He bit multiple people and I put him down, through sobs. My worst fear has been that the vet didn't really put him down and he's scared and being abused. I saw your post and projected my worst fear onto you. I'm so sorry. Thank you for saving this sweet baby. Thanks for the rebuke everyone. I needed it.

Update. New puppies need lots and lots of sleep

@Rollinintheseat Wait till you find out about aoife

Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?

@AFK_Arena Hi! I have been wondering if the humans who live in Mauler turf are considered Maulers are Lightbearers or something else entirely. Thanks!

Dolly says: Recently, travelers returning from distant lands have brought back rumors about the desert. Before setting off on new adventures, why not try Dolly's special dessert drink recommendation? I hope this unique flavor brings you solace and courage！

@StephenKing and @iamjustinelupe, thank you for your portrayal of Holly Gibney. I always feel like some weird misunderstood alien, but if the two if you could manifest someone so similar to how I feel, then surely I must be an alien in good company

@reberrabonbon If they could accept there’s more than one way to go about things it would make our lives a lot easier

@ginamartinuk the best thing I ever heard abt this is 'terfs define woman the way men define woman' and I've never been able to see it differently since. begging fellow cis women to see that the broader the definition 'woman' has, the more ourselves we're allowed to be

@finnvanorder OK fonn

Frogs (Stardew Valley)

@ladygaga my mother is very worried that you’re working too hard

@GummiPies What about you, @GummiPies ?

@GummiPies My dog snorting around the floor looking for his kibbles that I hid like a little truffle pig

Happy birthday mewtwo!

chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year

NICE

having a brain is the easyest shit i ever did