Blessed

I don’t know how else to say it. Feed your man, fuck your man, and he’ll do whatever the hell you want. It really isn’t that complicated.

@Pfungwe1 @loiceMututuvar1 Mudhara mudhara ndokune mabbie asina ma warts manje uko

@theintrovertk @loiceMututuvar1 Ku Chitungwiza ku Ello

@Pfungwe1 @loiceMututuvar1 Mugara kupi mukuru !!

@theintrovertk @loiceMututuvar1 Vakazara kupi? Ndikuvatsvaga

@Chido_chic @BinLadenGully True its like you are saying I cant give you a present you will enjoy alone at least a vacation i will be benefiting also 😂😂

@theintrovertk @BinLadenGully Hahaha a holiday is also a present , but not a befitting push present.

Ladies, be honest….. would you be happy with a push present being a trip to Zanzibar? 👀🌴

@Chido_chic @BinLadenGully Obvious let a present be a present kochikunetsa chii

@theintrovertk @BinLadenGully And holiday yese kamunhu kachiyamwa plus diapers, hazvibude. Id prefer a Present.

@shonapapi Tenga mota inoenderana nemari yaunayo !!!

Is it worth it to purchase a Honda fit old shape in 2026 Asking Price $4000

@RichCA77 @SMRI_Institute 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theintrovertk @SMRI_Institute There could be a deferred tax asset in the prior periods that is reversing. IAS12. But let’s wait and see. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ZSE Holdings FY2025 Key Highlights: See screenshot below.

@Wachewee Wazotaura chokwadi kune anonzi ma IAS nema IFRS wangu 🙌🙌

@theintrovertk Fair point. Double entry ma1. Kutandara paX

Engineers can read balance sheets, do profit & loss, study cash flow and understand but hmmmm Accountants can't even think of trying to understand Engineering stuff😂🙌🏾

@antomukuwa I wonder who is this person,he has been ON and ON about CAs,I wonder who denied him the opportunity to be one. CAs having an opportunity to audit different businesses and understand their business and their value proposition,unlike other professions thats why they are at the helm

Please focus on selling Avon don’t talk about Chartered Accountants when you don’t know anything 🤣🤣 A CA in an NGO knows very well the goal there is to do more projects which means spending more money, CA don’t do zvana balancing books izvo ibasa remaAccountants zvemaBooks izvo Go and read before you come with your funny submissions panapa

@SMRI_Institute 😂😂😂 maybe its a typo

@theintrovertk Takatomirira a complete set kuti titoona nyaya dzacho mamiriro adzo

@_falsi1ke Is this twit about music though 🤔

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

@tmukogo Insightful analysis Tinashe especially the non-performing loans movements 👏

First Capital Bank Zimbabwe just released its full-year results for 2025. The numbers are impressive. But not all numbers got a perfect score. Alongside the strong operating performance is one area of deterioration that deserves attention. It does not change the overall picture, but it does change the question you should be asking going into 2026. And it tells you something important about what is happening in the broader Zimbabwean economy. See full article below!

@MurapaG Mapara here mukuru

Guys do we have any Zimbabwean who is a practising lawyer in Poland?

Be honest, Which world Cup did you watch first?

@MrPitbull07 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cuming ang going

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

@tapstevez18 @VMusinachirevo 😂😂😂

@VMusinachirevo @theintrovertk Vana saka vakapedzwa muto naMA

The teams that are likely to win the 2026 WORLD CUP in their descending order. SPAIN ENGLAND FRANCE BRAZIL ARGENTINA.