propaganda

Shorty fckin with my mind call her alzheimers

Need a gf so horny she looks at telephone polls and thinks of me

I need to be giving out backshots on the beach and drinking margaritas this summer

The U.S.S. Situationship is cleared for entry

Roleplaying as an interior designer hired to rearrange her guts

Having my anteater assistant roll my blunt for me with his big freaky tongue

Teleporting to oomf's house

Im so bad at flirting I asked if she read Time magazine

@girl08022006 Prayers 🙏🙏

We’re in Jacksonville Florida

@loudnutter Even better tbh

what about a really good handjob from a girl who doesn’t gaf

@oohhkaayyyy oomf is famous woah 😳

yes mom, i was actually

In the studio making beautiful music! wish me luck!

Breaking the time-space barrier with every stroke

@loudnutter I hope you have a big wheel with all the names and you spin it to choose

every day i pick one lucky winner from dm requests to reply to

Bro I miss the Cucumber juul pods 💔

@melomaxies 🚨 CODE OOMF: oomf is reportedly on the ledge ready to jump

Fuck everything

@oohhkaayyyy That view wowww !!

this user is romantic about baseball

Happy Easter to the Twitterverse 🐣🩷

@takatology Bro got motion ill give him that

I lowkey fw Jesus

last night was an antique

@fayefabes I like the conch shell on your table!!

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