JJ Villarreal

I am perpetually a 3rd 5th or even 7th wheel. And everytime my friends hang out with me I feel like they get in trouble with their S/O. Listen if you dont want to do shots of rumple at noon then don't invite me to brunch. #badinfluence

@OG_Rad_Hatter "Texans" will two step to anything. Even a waltz. The people of Atx will show you that.

@OG_Rad_Hatter One week ago. Underwhelming

Dear diary.. I hate all organized dancing

These bros at Home Depot have no idea I'm jamming Taylor Swift in my headphones.

1000% of those who participated in Jan 6th were @slipknot fans.

One. Has to try

Lol at the Mets. #yousuckagain

I need new pictures. I've had short hair for 7 months and I don't look like myself.

@RowanIII Try wearing a 15... I feel ya

The worst part about being a “sneaker head” is wearing size 13. Jelly of all y’all small feet ass mfers. Lucky AF. 😂

Nothing like talking abortion in an Uber.

I can't drink like I used to. But I'm still drinking like I used to.

Twitter is cool because I can just fire things off into the void. #nooneislistening

San Diego. Beautiful place Beautiful weather but.. everyone is a little too chill. We move slow in Texas but we at least it's deliberate.

Y'all remember when everyone in TX music wore vests. Grown men with entire collections of vests. MFs looking like Ferris Buehller

Prison Tik Tok fascinating place.

Golf... just when I think I got it figured out you humble the fuck out of me. How romantic

The @Rangers are .500 for the first time in a over a year and Martín Perez has the best Era in the league. Things are looking up in 2022

People in Austin love waiting in lines

The more people tell me to get an iPhone the more I will never get an iPhone.

@OG_Rad_Hatter This looks like an "English Breakfast"