Kelly Jeffs

@CCfunkandsoul Billy Joel - ‘Sleeping with the Television On’

Okay So I’m looking for the best intro to a song ever.Any genre could be folk, reggae, ska, blues,anything. It’s for the rest of the world category in the into continental cup. It could have slipped through the cracks in the rock ,electro dance, funk n soul category’s. Your input is appreciated

@Jaynesharp A low rumble all the way through. Like that last bit of pizza… may as well finish it.

Really disappointed so far with season 3 of White Lotus. Just finished episode 5 last night. Can anyone tell me if ANYTHING starts happening soon or do I sack it off in favour of new Black Mirror?

Auditions being held on @SundayBrunchC4 for the new series of @curb_david

Look.At.Me.Mother 🔥 #Brucie #catlife

@trevorbmbagency Oh Trevor 🙈

My lovely folks have been up the @BM_AG for a bit of @coldwarsteve today

@gilescoren @davidfurness @AaronBillard The god awful waiter. It’s a Curb classic

@davidfurness @AaronBillard I keep hearing that below the line. Haven’t seen it but must dig it out.

Why will no one let me sit where I want to sit? On restaurant reception staff and their hellish determination to give you (and me) the shittest seat in the room every goddam time. thetimes.com/article/a1eb80…

@Divine_Miss_Em It’s all relative Emily 🤓

Me interviewing people: 'What's your doggy called?' My dad interviewing people: 'Is it possible for a democracy to defend itself undemocratically and still survive?'

@SoozUK It was easy for me… that’s how we say it here in the Black Country

The news we've all been praying for has landed!! Frank Skinner, Emily Dean and Pierre Novellie are back!!! @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @astevehall msn.com/en-gb/entertai…

@TheFrankSkinner My prayers have been answered.

Frank, Pierre, and Emily will be returning in a twice weekly podcast, Frank Off The Radio! First episode will be dropping on 11 Oct. You can contact the show via: frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com

HIGH SCHOOLS CALL OUT IN WOLVERHAMPTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS.

@TashP351 This has won today’s internet 😂

The teef 😍

@AJamesMcCarthy What an absolute god of a cat!! I would’ve absolutely fallen for him 😻Him and my Bruce should rule Earth 🌍

Update: he made himself right at home and always wants to lay on me Sad eyes are gone

You know that awful incessant whining noise you’re all making about Tickets..? That’s how Oasis sound to the rest of us.

@davidcinema Greasy Strangler

What is the best black comedy movie you've ever seen?

@PhilWilliams It was organised chaos 🥳

@PhilWilliams Phil!!! I’m almost 3 years ahead of ya!! I was a ‘mature student’ 😂😂😂😂

This is Fifty. Happy Birthday to me !!

@niccienoo 😂😂😂