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Minister Without Portfolio
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Minister Without Portfolio
@thekennaj
well-liked gadfly. Baseball analyst for hire, roaming the Earth.
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Eylül 2012
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Men 250 years ago: “I’ve been drinking Madeira wine, ale, rum, and hard cider since I weened off my mother’s tit. Water? Never touched the poison. On the morrow, I shall overthrow the most powerful empire in the history of the world.
Men today: “I drank a glass of wine and it ruined my life. I couldn’t even podcast. My bracelet told me I was dying.”
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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The crowd at Yankee Stadium every time they see a 260 foot can of corn fly out leave the bat.
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The fact that they have remained close friends this entire time and it was Dot Com who confirmed his passing is so beautiful.
Vulture@vulture
30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com. vulture.com/article/30-roc…
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Not saying this game is over, but in retrospect, of course the team formerly known as the Montreal Expos would beat the Mets on the night they accidentally issued Gary Carter's number to someone else.
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The #Mets are playing like this because they gave Nick Morabito no. 8 today.
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not sure if anyone is at Bluesky. when I visit the site all is calm, unchanging; I have not had a single new follower in many months; exchanges are always interesting & intelligent but relatively few. Bluesky exudes the air of an upscale mall, beautifully maintained, hushed.
one will likely not be mobbed or mugged here but one will likely not feel a quickening of the heart, a jab of adrenaline. Twitter may be a "cesspool"-- at least in some quarters--but I think of it as lively like the old Madison Square Garden: raucous, unpredictable, obnoxious, good fun, surprises.
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@gneiffer07 We have these in NYC, you can have a frozen Mountain Dew Baja Blast with tequila in it!
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Welp, officially never moving out of Colorado
Denver Int'l Airport@DENAirport
TACO BOUT EXCITING NEWS! 🌮🥰 Taco Bell Cantina is NOW OPEN at DEN. Alcoholic beverages coming by the end of summer. 👀 📍 Located near Gate A49 🕖 Open from 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.
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running out the “there’s a trans kid on a D-II volleyball team” playbook when gas is $6 a gallon on 4th of July weekend
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
CNN: Republicans are already planning to run the same playbook that helped Moreno defeat Brown, attacking the Democrat as out-of-step on issues ranging from immigration to transgender rights. “Sherrod Brown is the absolute perfect political cicada,” Moreno said in an interview. “This is a guy who comes out of the ground and pretends he’s this moderate, working-class American, and then comes here to Washington, DC, and he’s a hardcore liberal.” #OhioSenate
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1. The Mets won this game
2. The Mets are 26-24 in the last 10 years against the Yankees.
3. The Yankees best player in the last 30 years’ most notable moment is dropping an easy fly ball in the World Series
4. Dork
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing
Joe Davis: "OH NO! OH NO, THE METS!" ⚾️🎙️ #MLB
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It’s crazy how much national TV announcers just speak out of their ass on teams they clearly don’t know anything about
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I like how they found a judge capable of mogging Clavicular to deliver him his sentence.
Pulcy@Pulcys
Clavicular and TheCubanTarzan were seen in court after avoiding jail time by accepting a plea deal related to the Alligator incident in march 2026😳
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Edwin Diaz’s star Rooster on its way to kill another chicken
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@angelchilddemo People who drive cars are WANKERS
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People retweeting this asking why we don’t do this anymore and it’s because there’s freaks who record you and then will make fun of you online for having fun
lala@lalasoftt
Club MTV dances to Janet Jackson's 'Escapade', 1990
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