Jared Schwartz

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Jared Schwartz

Jared Schwartz

@thekidjared

what’s up y’all tryna chill?

Staten Island, NY Katılım Mart 2011
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Jared Schwartz@thekidjared·
If I don’t know a guy for the job then I got a guy who knows a guy for the job
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On the day I take off, takeoff takes off. Damn. RIP
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I enjoy walking down a crowded street with my girlfriend and seeing dudes visibly confused
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Joe Pompliano@JoePompliano·
Only an idiot would get between Joey Chestnut and a hot dog on July 4th
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If your freezer isn’t a Jenga and or Tetris game your life is boring
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I want Kanye’s author era already
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andy@thegoztweets·
Truth is never to be found in simplicity.
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Lil Sasquatch@lilsasquatch66·
Im going to be in Brooklyn and DC for some shows in June. Come hangout. It will be a good time. linktr.ee/lilsasquatch
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I added finishing chapsticks to my resume
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Lil Sasquatch@lilsasquatch66·
Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.
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@JaviLovesYou Thanks dude! I’m not ready for my own pod just yet but stick around for what I got in store
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Dan Carney@DanManCarney·
Elon Musk put a chip in my brain
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