TheKingofShlock

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Shouldn't done that should I #themortuaryassistant #horror #twitch #horrorgames #jumpscare

@KirbyHotTakes Friendship Frog went longer than your average Barry Horowitz match

That episode of the Firefly Funhouse where Bray Wyatt told Alexa Bliss to get rid of Friendship Frog The “croaked” joke was brilliant, their laughs seemed so real and genuine, not scripted at all Bray Wyatt and Alexa Bliss are geniuses ‼️

@kumxem Depends on the context. Sometimes it can be a cheeky compliment. If it's an obvious insult I'd probably just tell them their parents deserved better or ask them what it like to spend the first 9 months of their life dodging a clothes hanger

If someone tells you, “you’re weird,” what would you reply with?

@iAyushiRajput @historyinmemes She acted until more films, retired young, wrote several books and gets to live her ambitions. How in the hell was choosing Hollywood over high school the wrong choice?

Lisa should’ve focused on her studies instead of chasing fame at 15. She chose Hollywood over high school, so actions have consequences. Robin letter was nice, but rules apply to everyone no special treatment. Good on the school for enforcing attendance and not bending the rules for a kid playing hooky. Education first.

The young actress who played Robin Williams’ daughter in Mrs. Doubtfire was expelled for missing too much school during filming, and Robin Williams wrote a respectful letter asking the principal to reconsider—while she wasn’t allowed back, the school was so impressed they kept and framed his letter. Here's the letter he wrote: Dear Mr. (blanked out) I have spent three months working on 'Mrs Doubtfire' with Lisa Jakub. I have found Lisa to be bright, inquisitive, and an eager to learn young lady. She is charming, and a delight. A student of her caliber and talent should be encouraged to go out in the world and learn through her work. She should also be encouraged to return to the classroom when she's done to share those experiences and motivate her classmates to soar to their own higher achievements. Lisa also should not be denied the social learning experiences that come with High School and being a teenager. I respectfully request that you reconsider your policy and allow Lisa the opportunity to work and attend school. She is an asset to any classroom. Best Regards, Robin Williams

@J3ffspup @TheSpiffingBrit Here's actual footage of me sitting on a porch

I decided to add my favorite celebrities to my tomodochi life and @thekingofshlock has been very proudly sitting on his porch for an hour while @TheSpiffingBrit is just..well…eavesdropping

@lady_valor_07 A broke ass buster holding up the line 🤣 But also it's not a photo it's AI sloppola at it's finest.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@theOGartofwar Damn she named the step dad "best dad in the world" and the other dude ain't even saved. He's literally named his phone number 🤣 Sadly it's over for them. Like she straight up told him he's got to earn that unblock. Honest question, do you feel he deserves this?

My 10 yr old blocked her dad on her phone. He called asking why she blocked him. She says: You called me non stop while I was at school, almost got me in trouble. Then texted me nonstop during class. When I didn’t answer you sent me a bunch of middle fingers. You act like a child. He goes I act like a grown man. Then asks when is she going to unblock him and she said, When start acting like a dad. ✌🏾

I'm a simp

@cecegkh Why are the boxes propped horizontal?

This guy was delivering a DoorDash order and pulled up to this guy’s apartment. He rang the doorbell, knocked a few times, even waited around for a bit. No answer. The place was completely silent. At that point he’s not standing there all night babysitting someone’s pizza while they ignore their own door. Every minute standing and waiting cost him money. So, he left the order right there by the door, took the delivery photo like the app tells him to do, and sent it. A few minutes later the guy starts messaging him complaining about how he “just left it there.” He told him if you order food and then disappear when the driver arrives, that’s not his problem. He did exactly what he’s supposed to do. The food made it to your door. If you wanted a personal handoff maybe answer the door when someone rings it five times. Should the Door Dasher have waited, or take the picture and move on?

@MouseyyOWO I'm live on Twitch around midnight stop by and chat

@thekingofshlock OMG WHAT?? *THE* FATHER OF JEFF (at least one of em lol) SUPPORTS US?? THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG THIS MADE MY NIGHT

My selfship with Jeff the killer!! Big thanks to my friend __clancys__sugar__ on instagram for this commission of Jeff and I!!! ^///w///^

@MouseyyOWO That's groovy baby

Would love to know your thoughts, @thekingofshlock. I've loved Jeff the killer since I was 14!!!

Seeing how happy it would make my haters if I died I live out of spite. Also seeing what I've seen today. I'm going to double down too out of spite. Before I go any further, to those that reached out. I promise to respond and go through it all later. I noticed a lot of pattern recognition from certain groups too today. Always the "party of acceptance people" multiple flags are a big indication too. Certain usage of gifs as well. Animals pretending to be human with subpar intelligence I am also Pro-Ice and I think illegal Immigrants should not be in my country I however do not think they are perfect. If you hate me and want me dead for that stance. That won't change my mind. Now feel free to spazz out in my comments below and call me racist, a cuck, loser, or whatever for a common sense takes. All your interactions have made me tremendous amounts of money spreading my name around. So hope that pisses you all off so much. With that I bid farewell for tonight

@360eilish My aunt fell in love with me for a few months until my uncle came home early one day, then they divorced, she moved away and my freshman year of high school got lame again.

Billie Eilish talking about being scared of falling in love with her brother Finneas again... we don't deserve her 😭😭

This is how writing and writing streams are done, you're welcome Streaming tonight at midnight btw #WritingCommunity #shrek #twitchstreamer

@gotrice2024 It's saving its energy in case a neighbor's toddler needs mauling.

You are taking your pit bull to the soccer field by your house for a walk. Out of the corner of your eye you see two dogs darting towards yours. While yours is well behaved around you and your family, he is not so kind to other animals, especially to ones he deems a threat, you try to warn the other owner and scold her for letting her dogs run in public unleashed. She claims that if his dog isn’t friendly then he shouldn’t be allowed in public spaces, do you agree especially since his breed has a violent history? What if there were kids running around?

@frxmzy Pitbull was all tuckered out, guess their neighbor's toddler will just have to get mauled by it another day.

Twitch Streamers “Rakai” and “Piper Rockelle” are CURRENTLY facing a LAWSUIT after his friend SUED him, says he is in CRITICAL CONDITION and is currently being HOSPITALIZED after a PITBULL bit him 👀😳 “I’m taking all of his money I don’t care”

Going to be trying a new demo game tonight called Hellmart or smell mart or smell fart or something. Then if anyone wants to take a crack at Devour then DBD of course. Starting at 12:00AM CST MIDNIGHT tonight - just come and talk and shit, maybe money see you soon

@NatalieXHunter What the problem

Someone please make it OK because I am crying a bit... nyash.