
Waiter: alright, so everybody’s doing bottomless? Me:
Lucky Lefty
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@thekingtizz
Juice is temporary, the sauce is forever.

Waiter: alright, so everybody’s doing bottomless? Me:

April 3, 2017 🏆


Late lunch break stunts

Quenton Nelson was a BULLY at Notre Dame 😤

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

Me and the IT guy after I pass the phishing test
