THE LORD

@BlessBeTheLord I'll KILL YOUUUU

Folks its World Cup Friday and we got an 🚨 AMBER ALERT 🚨. @thelord187 was last seen on Snapchat at 2AM saying his 45 yr old cousin was puking in his bathroom getting the bidet dirty. If seen please report to Eloma/Gasper or contact Suncor Oilsands. Everyone is very worried 🚨🚨

@JoeYzerman @Hky_Illuminati_ @Ozoon_CA @commie22

@Hky_Illuminati_ @Ozoon_CA @commie22 @thelord187 ✍️

Babs is a complete and total psychopath I cant believe they may actually let him back into the league after all he’s done @Ozoon_CA yo @commie22 I thought Babs packed his shit for good … #nhl

@BarrieSean @geomcnary Mother fuckin cock sucking piece of shit ... ESL ESL

@geomcnary @thelord187 Gonna WITH!?

Can't believe BABCOCK is gonna with Connor a CUP #LetsGoOilers

@barstoolsports @mrobi039

The Knicks say they sold 2 courtside seats on Celebrity Row to game 3 for a cool $1 Million

Crack hockey

@spittinchiclets You're up STAN

D BOSS WANTS OUT OF DETROIT 👀

@spittinchiclets you guys need to get back to your roots, pod is getting boring... We need more boys chirping at each other...and biz start drinking again

@spittinchiclets Canada beat the US then stopped caring

Canada cannot buy a win this year. Team Norway takes down Canada for the Bronze 🥉

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@geomcnary @RTaub_ Cmon buddy OLD NEWS

Ryan Lindgren just laid out Evan Bouchard 😳

@emilybudsy @lilkd4wg hahaha

@lilkd4wg He probly just wanted to see your tits like the rest of us. But either way thats awesome 🤣

Someone just paid our entire grocery bill!!!! She said we had a cute baby and put her card on the machine! Wow. I might cry.

@dhockey13 you don't wanna watch Sydney sweeney doing OF? gayyyyyyyyyyy

@thescottbarber same day as Alberta day

Alberta Separatists better go to work on Canada Day and refuse stat holiday pay.

@TopTierPucks @JoeYzerman welllllllllllllll can you apologize on menzleague

Every Evan Bouchard hater argument is actively being destroyed at these World Championships: “He sucks defensively” - He’s playing top PK minutes, scoring SH, and has allowed 1 goal 5v5 “He sucks without McDavid Draisaitl” - He’s 2nd in +/- and playing lights out either of them “He can’t handle big minutes without coughing up pizzas” - He leads the entire tournament in TOI by a wide margin, and there hasn’t been a single lowlight of him

NHL playoffs would be so much better with Connor and the #Oilers in it

@DatDudeJD @BlessBeTheLord @eharmsony lol BPs hiring

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?” BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.” BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

@theblockspot Well they also cheated for the first 8 years

VGK in Year 1… Stanley Cup Final VGK in Year 3… Western Conf Finals VGK in Year 4… NHL Semi-Finals VGK in Year 6… Stanley Cup Champs VGK in Year 9… Western Conf Finals Best expansion team in sports history. & it’s not even remotely close.

#TheBoys series finale was WHACKKKKKKKK

@Polymarket cmon, im already here

BREAKING: JESUS CHRIST RETURNING THIS YEAR? 4% chance. The odds have risen.