The Macalope

@elthesensai Again?!

@JonyIveParody This one goes to XI.

@TheMacalope On a scale of 1–X, how excited are you for Apple’s inevitable doom today?

@faith_kadam Maybe?! I hope so!

@TheMacalope #itshappening you are just being over dramatic here.... 🤣😂🔥 Selling our Kidney come on

@TheMacalope #firsttime I was #Rolf while #Reading a #news #blog #Newsnight #Lol #AmazonPrime #Apple #privacy = #private macworld.com/article/819866…

@TokyoJim Whooops! Will fix. Thank you!

@TheMacalope Your Macworld article states, “…watchOS 9, which will be released this fall, will not run on the Series 7.” Huh?

@nwsayer That’s a fair criticism. I was mostly thinking about interface stuff.

I beg to differ, @TheMacalope. Although the difference between a mac and an iPad is a single radio button, the philosophical gulf that radio button represents is light-years across.

@Tayster Say hello to my cousin! Ask him how come he never writes.

@Tayster Don’t get me started on that guy.

@leoncowle I don’t. There is a feed but it apparently posts the same article several times for some reason.

@TheMacalope Is there a feed or way to get notified when you post a new Macworld article? You don’t mention it here, do you?

@dmoren [Jon Lovitz voice] WRITING!

Even after all these years, @TheMacalope never loses his touch. macworld.com/article/633236…

@jtango18 Yeah, don’t know. We’d have ask @macworld.

@jtango18 Uh… I have a feed? Is the Macworld feed by author?

@chrisdomico An antler wrote it.

@nwsayer I did not. But I think the idea is that the estimates set unreasonable expectations that later pundits will say Apple didn’t live up to.

Hey, @TheMacalope… Did you write this headline? Because it doesn’t look to me like it says the same thing as the article. macworld.com/article/620457…

“No one is buying the phones that Apple cannot make enough of to keep up with demand.” —@TheMacalope #Apple #DOOMED macworld.com/article/557837…

@ZombieJohnsus OOPS.

Programming note: This week’s column will be published on Wednesday.

@jsnell Was it you?! Whatever, I’m sure my bon mots can wait a day.

@TheMacalope Sorry about that

@CatspawDTP Ha, no, nothing of mine is on Facebook.

@Tayster @macworld Wow, I don’t even remember posing for that. Maybe I haven’t yet?

@leicaman @JonyIveParody [rimshot]

@TheMacalope Is Apple still in business this morning? I forgot yesterday was earnings so I assume everyone sold their stock on another record quarter and that Apple is doomed.