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all right, hit me with your x-ray eyes then, boss [run by @meIanieking & @ichiryuukenji] (spoiler warning, obviously)

every hour!! Katılım Haziran 2018
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👁 welcome to the magnus bot! 👁 -- an unofficial bot for rusty quill's "the magnus archives" -- tweets quotes from tma (incl. q&as + bloopers) every hour! -- run by @meIanieking & @ichiryuukenji -- this is a wip! please feel free to dm us with suggestions 💚
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For god’s sake, can he not stay safe for like, like ten minutes?
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If I never hear the name Jurgen Leitner again it will be too soon.
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And that would have been it. Given what happened next, I don’t think I would ever have seen Michael Crew again, if it wasn’t for the simple fact that his cheque bounced.
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So my proposal for you is this: either kill me or fuck off.
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I have a small jar on my desk of what are supposed to be her ashes, though I don’t believe it for a second. I think Martin just gave me a jar of dust to try and calm me down.
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“Gertrude didn’t think so.” “Right.” “But she’s dead. Let’s find out for ourselves.”
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“You’re really pushing it, you know that?” (audible self-satisfied smirk) “Hm. Feel free to push back. But until then, get out of my Archives.”
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Statement of, uh, Lorell St. John regarding, uh… zombies.
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At the end of all this, we’ve still been unable to answer one question: where was he getting the meat?
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But I didn’t come here to talk about the benefits and problems of working in waste collection.
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“Tim, this place is very old. It has all sorts of… idiosyncrasies and not all of them are good for the people who work here.” “I think I’d prefer asbestos.”
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“You, uh, I think you threw a guy off a skyscraper in Paris.” “Hmm. Last chance for that cup of tea.”
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Uh, sorry to interrupt, er, JJon’s here! And he’s— well he’s— He seems— He seems angry. Um, (splutters) I actually think he’s brought a coup—
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“(gasp) Don’t move! And, don’t you come any closer, okay?! I’ve got a, I’ve got a knife!” “Do you? That would seem wildly out-of-character, from what I’ve been told.”
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I believe it was not merely on that day, but at that very moment, when Wilfred fell, that the peace was finally assured.
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“So I got out of the spiral, and went to dinner.” (BAFFLED VOCALISATIONS)
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I just received another text message. From you. “Keep him. We have had our fun. He will want to see it when the Archivist’s crimson fate arrives.”
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