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theres someone out there about to willingly listen to 40 new drake songs in a row

Thinking about the time Biden was asked how many genders exist

@atjustabowl @quenblackwell yesss! I’m two weeks in & already feel like I have more to joke about and say in conversation. doesn’t mean you have to let it go forever(I’m certainly not) but it’s nice to not need it everyday :)

@quenblackwell is this my sign to quit? i miss being fun

I quit weed a month ago, I think it was suppressing the clown. I’m back tweaked out more than ever before.

when it’s time to eat the rich and i have to eat zayn malik’s ass:

i’m not kidding when I say this is exactly how me and my friends look leaving the bars at 2 am, I am in tears

pinkpantheress DC line is so long i think i just walked all the way back to VA

top? bottom? i’m whatever we need to make this happen baby

men humor be like 😂😂😂 ngger cockss😂😂😭 Epstein 😂😂😂 hitler😂😂😂 is 15 and 25 ok? 😂😂😂nazi 😂😂😂💀 pdfss😂😂😂foidss😂😂 chuddd 😂😂 L9😭😭😂 67😂😂😂 😭😭😭jewss😂😂🤪🤪 im talking to 7 females atm 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

me pressing play on season five on november 26th 2025 at 8:00 p.m

you just gotta respect Madonna unfortunately just like how you respect ur crazy ass grandma cuz they pussy the reason evb in the room

why would you slap ice spice in a mcdonald’s

i haven’t gone to the gym in like a month and my body still so tea like wow

Do I provoke you with my tone of innocence

i don’t understand how everybody is so shocked with this scene like were you guys born yesterday and never read or heard about drug smuggling before

@cryingvault @oweabag Oh ya’ll are lame

@oweabag Unfollow after they walk away method

Niggas lowkey be forcing you to follow their instagram at the functions

when i’m at a concert having fun in the moment then remember nothing ever lasts forever

First euphoria Sunday under Elon’s Twitter