Mark David

@LahavHarkov @DrewPavlou Lol. You think gunshot wounds are rare in Australia. They just don't publish it.

@DrewPavlou How would the staff not realize that someone with a gunshot wound was at Bondi when shootings are extremely rare in Australia?

BREAKING: West Sydney hospital in a heavily multicultural area secretly changed the name and religion of a Jewish shooting victim from Bondi while she was under their care. They referred to her during treatment with the Anglo alias “Karen Jones” because the hospital staff could not be trusted if they knew she was Jewish. This comes after two Muslim extremist nurses at another West Sydney hospital said on video that they would kill any “Zionist” patient in their care. Most successful multicultural country in the world btw.

@RexAirlines no one answers. 1.5 hours on hold. You cancelled the flight. Said to call. Have a show in mount gambier tomorrow. Both flights with you. What do I do?

Let the Sydney CBD protest go ahead and crop dust the fuckwits with vaccine. #AustraliaHasFallen my arse.

@Jonas_Holt Pretty hard to do when he is a co owner. But I'll bet you anything they remove his name.

So when is Raw C gonna delete Pete Evans' name off all this coconut water in my shop?!

@Jonas_Holt @LucyXIV Hahah. Are these the motherboards

@LucyXIV @themarkofme

@austennispro @smh @niltiac It beggars belief.

@smh @niltiac @themarkofme 😡

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For balance, everyone’s saddest Google search should be read out at their funeral.

If your work Zoom chats have become a bit of a snooze, you can now get some of Australia's top comedians to turn some a dull discussions to a barrel of laughs. @themarkofme and @Simon_Kennedy from @StandUpComedyAu explain.

It's good to know that if something ever happens to @kochie_online, @Simon_Kennedy can seamlessly jump in!

@austennispro Only 4 years ago.. You seen the onion article?

😮 @themarkofme

@Simon_Kennedy The enemy is pretty visible.

Winning???? Having the world’s highest death toll from Corona and gun violence is winning?? I must have read the rules incorrectly.

Unfortunately this is the world we live in. Say anything and do anything you want. Lie endlessly in the face of enormous evidence, killing thousands and have an army of brain washed defenders support you. It's a sad precedent that my take decades to dissolve, if ever at al

I have a whole new understanding of boring as batshit and batshit crazy.

Here’s a bunch of accounts that always make me laugh. If you’re across funny twitter you most likely follow them, if not: @bea_ker @aaronch3n @guy_mont @pleaseletmestay @deadatthewheel @FINALLEVEL @RayBadran @johncruckshank @lukeheggie @rachelaxler @david8hughes

Hey @VirginAustralia @richardbranson time to be like Liverpool and clear the climate denying #murdochmedia trash from your lounges & flights, please you can do it #climatecrisis #smashthemurdochracy #ClimateChange #climatecriminals #ClimatePledge

It's pretty simple to understand we are doing things wrong. There isn't a diesel engine at the top of the world making it turn around.

@steve_philp @HonTonyAbbott That was the friend.

@themarkofme @HonTonyAbbott Visiting a convicted kiddy fiddler I reckon.

Hey @HonTonyAbbott what you doing the next few weeks mate? Asking for a friend.

To be be fair, he is right. Visit Hawaii now before it's underwater.

Bring Tony back. It's got that bad I'm afraid.