Mark David

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Mark David

Mark David

@themarkofme

Comedy People's People for People & Co

Sydney Australia Katılım Nisan 2009
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Lahav Harkov
Lahav Harkov@LahavHarkov·
@DrewPavlou How would the staff not realize that someone with a gunshot wound was at Bondi when shootings are extremely rare in Australia?
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BREAKING: West Sydney hospital in a heavily multicultural area secretly changed the name and religion of a Jewish shooting victim from Bondi while she was under their care. They referred to her during treatment with the Anglo alias “Karen Jones” because the hospital staff could not be trusted if they knew she was Jewish. This comes after two Muslim extremist nurses at another West Sydney hospital said on video that they would kill any “Zionist” patient in their care. Most successful multicultural country in the world btw.
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Mark David
Mark David@themarkofme·
@RexAirlines no one answers. 1.5 hours on hold. You cancelled the flight. Said to call. Have a show in mount gambier tomorrow. Both flights with you. What do I do?
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Sean Woodland
Sean Woodland@sean_woodland·
Let the Sydney CBD protest go ahead and crop dust the fuckwits with vaccine. #AustraliaHasFallen my arse.
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Mark David
Mark David@themarkofme·
@Jonas_Holt Pretty hard to do when he is a co owner. But I'll bet you anything they remove his name.
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Jonas Holt 🚮
Jonas Holt 🚮@Jonas_Holt·
So when is Raw C gonna delete Pete Evans' name off all this coconut water in my shop?!
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The Sydney Morning Herald
Large Christian churches and other major religions have applied for the JobKeeper scheme to fund clergy salaries, after the government belatedly opened it up to religious practitioners | @niltiac #Echobox=1592701375" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">smh.com.au/national/nsw/h…
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Sean Woodland
Sean Woodland@sean_woodland·
For balance, everyone’s saddest Google search should be read out at their funeral.
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Sunrise
Sunrise@sunriseon7·
If your work Zoom chats have become a bit of a snooze, you can now get some of Australia's top comedians to turn some a dull discussions to a barrel of laughs. @themarkofme and @Simon_Kennedy from @StandUpComedyAu explain.
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Mark David
Mark David@themarkofme·
Unfortunately this is the world we live in. Say anything and do anything you want. Lie endlessly in the face of enormous evidence, killing thousands and have an army of brain washed defenders support you. It's a sad precedent that my take decades to dissolve, if ever at al
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

The @nytimes story is a Fake, just like the “paper” itself. I was criticized for moving too fast when I issued the China Ban, long before most others wanted to do so. @SecAzar told me nothing until later, and Peter Navarro memo was same as Ban (see his statements). Fake News!

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Mark David
Mark David@themarkofme·
I have a whole new understanding of boring as batshit and batshit crazy.
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Mark David@themarkofme·
It's pretty simple to understand we are doing things wrong. There isn't a diesel engine at the top of the world making it turn around.
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Mark David
Mark David@themarkofme·
Hey @HonTonyAbbott what you doing the next few weeks mate? Asking for a friend.
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Mark David@themarkofme·
To be be fair, he is right. Visit Hawaii now before it's underwater.
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Mark David@themarkofme·
Bring Tony back. It's got that bad I'm afraid.
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