updog
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updog
@thematterdog
i like funny dogs. see @wrongdog224 for thoughts, feelings, convictions, ideas, opinions, lifestyle, hi soggycatnip 💖
courage the cowardly dog house Katılım Ocak 2021
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for the crime of engaging in sexual conduct with three women at the same time, this here dogbert has been banished from the sacred order of the nine plaits, for "nine reincarnation cycles, without the possibility of parole." per ancient doctrine, his para-liminal bind is to be chopped off, severing dogbert's connection to the realm of the spirits. he must never step foot upon these sacred grounds again, for as long as his Geist wanders this terrestrial realm of sorts.
though the sacred order of the nine plaits, like many other secretive "pseudo-religious" organizations, was previously believed to be little more than "endearingly naïve soul-slop," advancements in the field of bungonomy appear to lend credibility to the importance of the para-liminal bind. studies by leading bungonomers suggest as much as a ten-fold increase in bungic percolation in the vicinity of the order's practitioners.
(from ig @ chaco_365)
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